King Arthur Long Sleeve T-Shirts

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Quotes from King Arhur.

The Excalibur Holder

This design prints best on any background that isn't black. I also have a version that prints great on black. See my store. The latin Translates as "We are the knights who say, Ni."

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

King Arthur for inktober 2019 by chad brown

The seduction of Artur Eld by the Crimson Queen at Eld's coronation.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

Aurthurian boy is my page of swords

This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store. The latin Translates as "We are the knights who say, Ni."

This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store.

King Arthur Castle

Quotes from King Arhur.

Monty Python

Quotes from King Arhur.

knight style

king of queens

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

As a new monarch, Arthur had to fight hard to earn the acceptance of the surrounding kings & to protect his land

Rabbit of Caerbannog

The alien King Arthur - Color version is the fourth of 12 illustrations with the idea of putting the classic "little gray men" on the skin of various historical characters of humanity.

If you like this design, please check out my other work.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

coat of arms- with heavy metal - cruisader cross - knight crest and a alien lion / dragon.

In the novels, Merlin was the creator of the Round Table, and is always helping and directing the events of the king and the Camelot kingdom. He is painted by Geoffrey of Monmouth, at the end of Arthur's life, accompanying a wounded Arthur to the Isle of Avalon to heal his wounds.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Title art for the classic 1981 sword and sorcery film.

Once formal heraldry became a thing in the 12th century, the Knights of the Round Table got assigned coats of arms of their own. This charge belongs to King Arthur himself: Azure, three crowns or. Translated from blazonry: On a field of blue, three gold crowns. (We decided to keep emphasizing the triple motif in the designs of the crowns themselves, since triple figures are so important to the Arthurian mythos!)

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

In the great temple on Mount Salvat stands Parsifal, at the third and last king of the Holy Grail, aloft the scintillating green Grail Cup and the sacred spear. From the tip of the spear trickles and endless stream of blood. Before Parsifal kneels Kundry (Kundalini), the temptress, who released from the spell of the evil Klingsor, adores the sacred relics of the Passion. Of the Grail Mysteries. Hargrave Jennings writes: “The council of the Knights or Brothers of the Holy Grail, or Grael, was a reflex of the sacred bond sanctified by sacraments which leld the majestic and mystic Rosicrucians together. These were really the guardians of the greater mysteries.

Keep Calm Prince Arthur is Here t shirts and gifts

Inspired by the lion rampant symbol featured on the original costume worn by Captain Britain and other members of the corps.

your favorite grump and mine, Archimedes.