Morbid Long Sleeve T-Shirts

For those who have a morbid sense of humor

Introducing our latest masterpiece in the realm of dark humor and bone-chilling wit: "Never Better" - the perfect blend of sarcasm, irony, and just a touch of morbidity. Featuring a grinning skeleton casually flashing the "okay" sign as if to say, "Hey, everything's fine... I'm just dead inside." It's the ultimate expression of existential resignation and gallows humor, all wrapped up in one delightfully macabre design. After all, why bother with the pretense of positivity when you can just embrace the bleakness of existence?

Original Illustration by Skye Rain Art - Representation of the famous 5 stages of human decomposition hand seen in forensic science textbooks

A can of Hannibal Lecter's Fava Beanz

The Capuchin Crypt is located beneath the church of Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini near Piazza Barberini in Rome, Italy. It contains the skeletal remains of 3,700 bodies believed to be Capuchin friars buried by their order. Original Design by © Buck Tee, all rights reserved.

Beneath The Darkness Sketch Version.

Kitty scratches

The red death skull is a powerful artifact imbued with dark magic. Legend has it that the skull belonged to an ancient necromancer who was feared and reviled for his gruesome experiments on the living and the dead.

GIFTS IN EMBARRASSING SPOTS

Small unfortunate situations can happen if you do not trust some one.

Memento Mori - Remember Your Death in latin, is a philosophical reminder of the inevitability of death. Consequently it is a reminder not to waste time but also to keep grounded in reality.

The Capuchin Crypt is located beneath the church of Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini near Piazza Barberini in Rome, Italy. It contains the skeletal remains of 3,700 bodies believed to be Capuchin friars buried by their order. Original Design by © Buck Tee, all rights reserved.

Devils stoke a fire in a grinning jack o' lantern in this Victorian greeting card. Please look in my shop for more designs.

I'm back at last

For those bold enough to do the work, here is your notch of achievement! Not everyone is brave enough to stand up, but it only takes one to spark it all.

Skull woman.

Amidst the forest's darkness, a skeleton rose from the earth at midnight. It danced with an ethereal grace to a haunting melody, leaving onlookers in awe and fear of its spectral presence.

Nekrosis

In the dark corners of the mystical realm, there reigns a powerful and feared figure known as the King of Death. It is said that he rules over the afterlife, judging the souls of the deceased and determining their fates.

The last dance

Decay exists as an extant form of life

There is only death

It implies subterfuge of being virtuous by regular attendance to Holy Eucharestic masses and religious activities assuming to have strong faith in God but who actually never internalize the Words of God. As a result, many are lured despite bewilderment and thus, ended up to be repelled into perpetual expiation.

I think that last guy is probably dead

Japanese tales speak of old cat spirits who have mystic powers causing harm and mischief.

A classic dad joke gone wrong!

A friend's joke, illustrated.

A dancing skeleton is a popular image associated with celebrations and festivities, often used to symbolize death, the passage of time, and the transience of life.

Death Watcher is a mystical being who is attuned to the ebb and flow of life and death. They possess the ability to sense when a soul is preparing to depart this world and can be summoned to provide comfort and guidance to the dying.

lady mantis with flowers "OMG! He's so hot, I'm gonna eat him!"

Peaceful Death - This is an original art drawn by the artist/seller. I appreciate and thank you for supporting me by purchasing this.

Hrafnsskuggi, or Raven Shadow shirt! Bring the darkness with you!

Sacrifice

Just because you are undead doesn't mean you can't get fed up with stupid people. Even skeletons sometimes have had enough. This skeleton comes equipped with a shovel, ready to dig himself out of all this mess.

He lingers