Sarcastic Long Sleeve T-Shirts

True...True.....

No hablo fu*ktardo

be like a star, distant and dying

Remember the game of hangman that you played as a kid? This tee features a pic of the version where the solution is socialism. This is how socialism usually plays out. Makes a great gift for your right-wing uncle.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Everyone Was Excited at the Autopsy Club. It Was Open Mike Night” design on apparel and gifts.

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You Miss 100% Off The Shots You Don't Take T-Shirt. Shirt for drinking, alcohol and shots fans everywhere. Original You Miss 100% Off The Shots You Don't Take Shirt Design featuring classic shot glass drinking artwork.

Brand parody themed

If the words rally, drift, and v8 mean anything to you, then this awesome auto racing tshirt is just for you! This race car shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for any auto mechanic or car enthusiast who's into drag racing, rallying, stock car racing, sports car racing, or track racing.

Life's too serious to take seriously.

I'm Trevor doing Trevor things

Do you love your pet beardie? Perfect! Let the world know with this awesome bearded dragon shirt! Featuring a cute lizard design, this bearded dragon tshirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the reptile lover or herpetologist in your life.

because you're gonna last forever!

I Pee In Pools, ignite your passion for fashion. Elevate your wardrobe with our I Pee In Pools, pool & funny merchandise. Don't miss out on the opportunity to redefine your style. Buy now and experience the epitome of elegance For Family, Mom, Dad, Aunt. Uncle, Grandma, Grandpa, Friends, Neighbors and Co-workers.

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Peachy Effing Keen design

If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me. In a perfect world joggers are running for recreation. In my world, people run for their lives. Plus, I’m too lazy to get off the couch, so there’s that. If You Ever See Me Jogging T-shirts and gifts.

Maybe you detect some sarcasm in our friendly advice. Maybe it's obvious, or common sense. But what really is common? So we suggest you take our professional suggestions to heart, sarcastic or not. Especially when donating blood. Because if you give all your blood away, you won't have any.

Eyes Rolling Sarcastic

“So Apparently I have an attitude” design is great for those sassy individuals.

SHHH.... NO ONE CARES

Oh You're Into Pronouns Huh? Me Too, Let Me She/Them Tiddies

EGO AMIGO

I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition!

Shh.. If You Listen Closely.. You Can Hear Me Not Caring. Let everyone know how you really feel.

Be Kind Of A Bitch Funny Quote Gift

Indeed, sarcasm falls out of my mouth just as stupid falls from other people.

No thanks

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Fun Fact: I Don't Care, Sarcastic Design

I'm Troy doing Troy things

I'm Craig doing Craig things

My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting

Original and Unique Vintage Grunge Design. Humorous and sarcastic asteroid or comet gag for all those who need some relief from their daily life. great gift for astronomers and cosmologists.

Get this sarcastic quote for your grandma or grandpa. To celebrate their birthdays.