Skipper Long Sleeve T-Shirts

The lighter side of cannibalism and coffee jokes at the Jungle Cruise

Employee of the Month t-shirt for the Jungle Navigation Company, celebrating the best in our employees, regardless of their current state of life. (Which may or may not have been caused by on the job performance)

Jungle cruise ride sign redrawn

I believe this is a Dion Skipper butterfly. Taken in York River Park, Virginia. June, 2021.

Captain: The man

One of our "lost" designs from our first version of the Skipper Store, but showcasing that cannibalism jokes and caffeine never really go out of style.

To a Jungle Cruise Skipper, there's nothing like the feeling when you step into a bote. (Sure, some people call it a boat, but we know how to spell it.) It's a magical feeling, where you feel utterly comfortable to be yourself, and you know that you belong. In other words... home.

Somehow it's been 10 years since we launched our podcast, and we've had people asking if we were going to create any shirts for it. (Answer: yes) So, here's one of two beauties celebrating that we've made it 10 years with 3.5 million downloads and a ton of episodes...

I don't know about you, but the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland has always made me wonder... what do Hippos watch for Saturday Morning Cartoons? Wait, I'm the only one? Really? Well, enjoy this shirt anyway. (Our artwork is art by Skippers, for Skippers, and this artwork by the magical Richard Wallace. Richard is also the artist for the King of the Skippers card game.)

The boats of the Jungle Cruise use a signalling system involving shots on their .38 special pistols. 3 shots means your boat cannot proceed, and serves as a warning to those before and after you. Sometimes we have those moments in our lives. We can’t move forward or back. We’re stuck, where we are. The moments set in. The panic. The fear of being stuck in a boat (metaphorically) with 48 people staring at you for what seems like an hour. We all have felt the way we feel when a boat goes 3 Shot… But just keep calm. Let everyone know what is going on. That you’re all right. And just Three Shot…

In the breakdown room, all the birdys drink

If you've ever cruised the rivers of adventure... you know the climactic scene which thrills each voyage through the hippo habitat. Now relive that danger with a classic design inspired by another classic American propaganda poster.

There's a lot of misconception about the misspellings of "Bote" that are out there. Some people even think there is an "A" in it. (I guess there is... "A bote") But, Jungle Skippers of modern generations know their vehicles of choice by this 4 letter name. This work features art by Skipper Richard Wallace, one of the contributors to the Skipper Store

Everyone's favorite excursion!

So, a few years ago, there was a Facebook thread among Jungle Cruise Skippers of multiple generations. The older Skippers were upset about the "feminization" of the Jungle. Skipper Richard Wallace has done some amazing art of female Skippers hanging out in the Jungle for one of our card games. I thought I'd give them some new life.

Now, I don't know much about animals... Ok, I know nearly nothing about animals. But when I go to the zoo, there's one thing I do know. They call these ones, "Stripey Horseys"... (This shirt is in homage to the Jungle Cruise's very famous Stripey Horseys, who have been hanging out on the Veldt for a very long time... and yet few Skippers seem to be able to figure out what they really are...)

She's back, and mad as hell.

Both a giraffe and a skipper! All proceeds of this design will go to benefit Trevor's GoFundMe.

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island

So, I could give you a nice long explanation of why the Skippers of Disney's Jungle Cruise ride spell it "Bote" when so many other people spell it "Boat". But, it's a long and boring story, with a lot of historical call backs to the 1970's and 80's... So, instead, I'll tell you that the primary people who are probably looking at this shirt are the Skippers and fans of the ride, because they were probably linked here because of the Jungle Crews podcast, the oral history of Disney's Jungle Cruise ride. Hundreds of hours of really great stories of an incredibly fun job that was loved by all.

Rock this design the next time you go in search of the backside of water!

The logo of the wildly popular "Tales from the Jungle Crews" podcast, the only Pod devoted to Disney's Jungle Cruise ride, its history, and the Skippers that have made it an iconic adventure for 60+ years.

The FOOH celebrates the brotherhood of Jungle Skippers from across the world. From Anaheim, Orlando, Tokyo, and Hong Kong, these amazing Skips have been delivering passengers and humor for 60+ years, and the Order is a support organization making sure that the Skips know they are never alone..

If you remember the classic comedy shows of the past, then you will appreciate this original design of the skipper and his little buddy. Now you can get this amazing design in different styles and extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

To a Jungle Cruise Skipper, there's nothing like the feeling when you step into a bote. (Sure, some people call it a boat, but we know how to spell it.) It's a magical feeling, where you feel utterly comfortable to be yourself, and you know that you belong. In other words... home.

Somehow it's been 10 years since we launched our podcast, and we've had people asking if we were going to create any shirts for it. (Answer: yes) So, here's one of two beauties celebrating that we've made it 10 years with 3.5 million downloads and a ton of episodes...

Great gift idea for every sailing ship captain. For all seafarers who love their sailing boat or yacht and always sail out to sea. Minimalistic sail pulse motif.

A Collision At Sea Can Ruin Your Entire Day - Ancient Greek Thucydides Quote

ss minnow tour

Gift idea for motorboat drivers and speedboat fans who are the captain of their boat. When water and speed come together, the fun begins.

Gift idea for little seamines who are the captain on the boat. Funny motif for children who are on the sailboat or the yacht skipper.

“Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing. ” ― Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

I'd Rather Be Sailing - a perfect gift for every sailing lover! Check out also the black version on white background in my shop.

It's great seeing LGBTQ representation in Disney movies, and the Jungle Cruise movie (while not overly pronounced) did have a touching moment with Jack Whitehall's character. We had so much demand, we wanted to do something to celebrate this moment...

There's something to discover around every corner.