Snarky Long Sleeve T-Shirts

This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Simple white letters on black background: "incorrigible". Maybe a parent or grandparent used to call you this? Wear it as a badge of honor, because you're shameless, irrepressible, and you won't back down.

don't forget to take your brain.

Blood lady of the night!

This one's for those who, like me, have a big dose of snark in their personality. I put this together using purchased items with commercial use licenses.

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gothy a go go

This fatty is screaming on the inside.

Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

dangerous when bored

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If you don't like it, I have more. So many more...

how would you know?

Yours seems like a prick

Trying to be polite, but they just won't take a hint? Flash some cutesy text and flowers their way, but get your message across!

Spicy T-shirt

will date any old thing

It makes me break out in sarcasm.

Skeptic

one person at a time

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions. Funny Sarcastic Saying. The perfect gift for sassy friends and family. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect present for Birthdays, Christmas or any occasion.

when it's my turn, I'm gonna sing!

I will read, write, and erase your ass. Keep talkin'... Inspired by Corn Pops

My stupid people filter is clogged

don't stop

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm not a robot". Can you click on all the crosswalks and mountains and bridges and chimneys? Congrats, AI won't get you. Today.

Don't leave home without them.

for your happiness

Do you get sick of the same overused corporate buzzwords while in the office? Maybe you feel like pulling your hair out every time you hear them in a meeting? Now you can play along with a bingo card each time you hear something ridiculous uttered at the office!

Yes, there is a foul stench in the Lewis Clark Valley.

Marathon mouth design

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Holiday problems.

I start to wonder if I am wrong

Do you get sick of the same overused corporate buzzwords while in the office? Maybe you feel like pulling your hair out every time you hear them in a meeting? Now you can play along with a bingo card each time you hear something ridiculous uttered at the office!

This vintage design features a graphic of a woman winking with a cup and the saying "Coffee Black Like My Soul." Perfect sarcastic design for coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor. If you are a touch anti social, snarky and pessimistic but like to laugh at yourself, this is for you.