Witty Long Sleeve T-Shirts

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Portrait of tired boy. Son of fearful man.

Happens to the best of us, lol! Btw, if anybody would like this shirt with something other written in the speech bubble, just send me a bmail and I'll happily customize it for you. : ) Hand drawn, digitally coloured.

Introducing 'Scandalously Sheltered,' a delightful design that captures the spirit of Victorian wit and elegance. Our charming lady, adorned in a striking red dress, gracefully holds a matching umbrella to stay well-covered, even in the face of a mere sprinkle of scandal. A touch of whimsy is added with the floral hair accessory, making this illustration a true embodiment of vintage charm. Perfect for history buffs, fashion enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a touch of humor, this Victorian design will surely turn heads and spark conversation!

Even ancient vampires need self-care

Get ready to roll with this cute sushi-inspired design! Featuring an adorable sushi roll with a smile, this graphic pun design is perfect for foodies and pun-lovers alike. The playful phrase "Let's Roll" adds a fun twist to this already delightful design.

Literally! lol

A cool cartoon drawing of a Christian pig with a Bible in his hand. A real pig priest. Cool cartoon motif with Christian pig with Christian robe and the words "pig priest".

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For the antisocial person.

Add some fun to your sarcasm wardrobe with this "If The World Didn't Suck We'd All Fall Off" design or give it as a perfect gift

Keep your sense of humor alive with this tech-inspired design. Ideal for tech-savvy individuals and those who appreciate witty reminders. Consider it as a fun gift for friends or colleagues.

Here's a Father's Day gift idea. It's something a little different this year. Celebrate that dad is a palindrome.

ship just got real pun. wordplay.

The funny christmas and holmium design. Cool gift idea.

• Movie: Insomnia (2002) • Featured characters: Will Dormer (Al Pacino) Walter Finch & (Robin Williams)

Just stating facts.

funny saying

Just stating facts.

In an ideal world

Being stuck in a Traffic Jam is beyond our control but throwing in some humor is. This cute, funny graphic t-shirt is a perfect wear on those commuting days when the hours are long and nerves a mess. Works as a cool, great gift for you, your family, friend, relatives, neighbor, a colleague a thank you gift or casual wear. Also serves as a road safety message. Drive Safe!

Sarcasm, Irony and Sass are the best way to talk!

I'd start thinking about you!

Make a proud statement with our "Hello, I Am a Dad and I Am Proud" minimalistic Father's Day t-shirt. This design is inspired by a nametag, conveying your pride in being a dad. The bold text "HELLO, I am a DAD AND I AM PROUD" serves as a confident declaration of fatherhood. Perfect for Fathers, Grandfathers, Dads, and Granddads, this tee allows you to showcase your love and joy in being a dad. Crafted with premium quality materials, this t-shirt offers comfort and style, making it an ideal choice for everyday wear. Wear it with pride and let the world know your dedication to fatherhood.

Shows a green zombie monster and the words "Cute and Cuddly" in black text. Humorous, witty design to spread the love with this creature; also great for Halloween.

Main Character

Add some zing to your casual outings with our "Ginger Beer Banter - Spicing Up Your Conversations" shirt. It's all about enjoying the effervescence of a good chat over a crisp ginger beer, personified by our dapper, smiling ginger root. Ideal for social butterflies, this tee will be your go-to for barbecues, pub crawls, or just kicking back with friends. It's a toast to the spice of life and the sweet moments spent in good company. So here's to staying bubbly and brewing smiles, one conversation at a time!

Showcase your sharp wit with this "I Answer Rhetorical Questions" Graphic. Perfect for those who can't resist a clever comeback or a smart remark to lighten the mood in any setting.

Step into the enchanting world of Sirius Papyrus, where the art of writing meets timeless elegance. Tired of mundane paper that feels like a relic of the past? Look no further! Crafted with a nod to the glory days of ancient Egypt (okay, maybe not entirely, but it sure sounds captivating), our Sirius Papyrus is a testament to sophistication. Picture your words gracefully dancing across the page, as if penned by the quill of an ancient scribe. With Sirius Papyrus, this dream becomes your reality. But the magic doesn't stop there! Our papyrus transcends time, offering a versatile canvas for your creativity that's as eco-friendly as it is exquisite. Why settle for ordinary when you can elevate your writing experience to extraordinary heights.

Just let me take an hour or two… “hirune shitai”! Tell everyone you’re basically in a constant state of being ready to sleep with this fun shirt. Japanese people know your struggle…

It's a pun about "gold..."

Fun t-shirt with a colorful design of a Tyrannosaurus exercising.

You are a certified cat lover, and we have just the shirt for you! You can wear this shirt with pride, knowing that your love for kitties is beyond question. Whether you're looking for shirts to go with your cat-themed party or use it as a gift for the person who has everything, this shirt will do the trick.

This design is perfect for anyone who's ever had a cat and been like, "OH MAN, there's something wrong with my cat." This is the right design for you!

If you're happy and you know it wash your...oh!

A dry humour gift for that special someone!