Behold the Broodwich Magnet

Forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman with cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow and 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. It also comes with dijon mustard, lettuce and sun-dried tomatoes.