Midwestern Directions Magnet

Anyone from the Midwestern United States can probably tell you that when you ask for directions to a place, there's a good chance that the locals will describe it to you in terms that might seem unfamiliar. These terms include: "...as the crow flies," "...down the road a ways," and "...hang a right at the (insert adjectives here) house." Distances to places? You might get it in miles, but a lot of folks only really care about how long it takes to get there. Celebrate the Midwestern culture with a tee, mug, or more!