Ridged Chips Monologue Magnet

Listen, ah, wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, we're gonna watch the Fish on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats, I got a microbrew chilling in my wet bar, and, uh, I was gonna warm up some ziti. Why don't you come by if you got some triple-fried pizza dough, or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is, you can warm it up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over pipin' hot, but if you wanna bring over a vegetable medley, a crudité, figure out how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of Black Forest ham, maybe a dijon mustard spread? Any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that? I tell ya what would make you--