Allergic Magnets

"I'm allergic to stupidity; I break out in sarcasm" is a witty and sassy statement that humorously highlights someone's tendency to respond to ignorance or foolishness with sarcasm. It suggests that when faced with situations or comments that they perceive as lacking intelligence or common sense, they can't help but respond with sharp, ironic remarks. This phrase is often used to showcase a quick wit and a low tolerance for nonsensical or illogical conversations. It's a playful way to let others know that the speaker values intelligence and wit in their interactions.

Do you want to get away from people for a while? Or do you just need some time to yourself? "Allergic to Humans" is a nice alternative for those who are introverts, and cat lovers, and need solitude and contemplation.

"I'm allergic to stupidity; I break out in sarcasm" is a witty and sassy statement that humorously highlights someone's tendency to respond to ignorance or foolishness with sarcasm. It suggests that when faced with situations or comments that they perceive as lacking intelligence or common sense, they can't help but respond with sharp, ironic remarks. This phrase is often used to showcase a quick wit and a low tolerance for nonsensical or illogical conversations. It's a playful way to let others know that the speaker values intelligence and wit in their interactions.

I'm allergic to Mondays and also cats.

allergic to humans design

Allergic To Stupidity Breakout In Sarcasm. Funny Humor Quote Gift

The art print for lovers of facts and truth.

powered by corn design, for celiacs and people who have a gluten free diet

Sensitive design fitting for gluten-free individuals who are health-conscious about their dietary needs. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also follows a gluten-free diet. With a design tilted "I Can't Eat Gluten" boldly displayed, this t-shirt is perfect for proudly announcing and embracing one's dietary restrictions.

Like Wednesday I’m allergic to color

Funny stop sign, wear it on yourself or stick it on your laptop to help fight stupidity

This funny design will make a great gift for those intolerant amongst us! Distressed typography design is available as a Tshirts, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirts and accessories. Great gift for a birthday, Christmas, holiday or other occasion. Click brand link for more designs.

I, Robot (2004) Original Oil Painting

I am allergic to humans. Do not touch my curls.

I'm allergic to mornings and also cats.

Add some fun to your introvert wardrobe with this "I Just Don't Talk Much" design or give it as a perfect gift

Add some fun to your introvert wardrobe with this "I Just Don't Talk Much" design or give it as a perfect gift

Add some fun to your introvert wardrobe with this "I Just Don't Talk Much" design or give it as a perfect gift

Add some fun to your introvert wardrobe with this "I Just Don't Talk Much" design or give it as a perfect gift

Add some fun to your introvert wardrobe with this "I Just Don't Talk Much" design or give it as a perfect gift

Because cats before humans. Fur babies rule the world for some of us!

Funny sarcastic typewriter text design, for people who are allergic to pollen, lactose, gluten and people. The ideal humorous design for introverts and people who suffer from social anxiety. Black text version.

For someone special.

Don't be afraid..it's only allergies

Funny Sarcastic Introvert: I Am Allergic to People

I am allergic to humans. Stay away from me.

I'm allergic to Mondays and also ragweed.

A simple Valentines Day design for introverts with the phrase “Allergic to People Except You”

I, Robot (2004) Original Oil Painting

"roses are red, violets are blue, I'm allergic to flowers so please don't sue" sarcastic saying. Best gift for sarcasm lover couples and people's who have allergies.

I, Robot (2004) Original Oil Painting

Nature hates me, spring allergies gifts

Funny nerd design, allergic to sunshine. Follow the new nerd pride trend and show that you are part of the smart ones. Get this futuristic design for yourself or as the perfect gift.

Add some fun to your introvert wardrobe with this "Fluent In Awkward" design or give it as a perfect gift

Let people know you're not contagious!