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Poor ol' Jordy Verrill, victim to the "Creepshow" and to meteors everywhere and anywhere. Now he's just the smear of plant stuff on the wall and a memory on your new t-shirt.

John Lithgow is in drag yet again. This time as multiple serial killer Cain in his Margo personality from "Raising Cain".

A philosophy I whole-heartedly endorse.

From the book turned movie, it's the ever-present, always lethargic Mugwump from "Naked Lunch".

Everyone's favorite mutant Martian cab driver, Benny, is here from the 1990 classic, "Total Recall".

Good ol' Ernie McCracken from the Farrelly Brothers bowling classic, "Kingpin" is here again. This time he comes equipped with one of my favorite quotes of his.

Everyone knows not to sit next to Dennis from "Cabin Fever"!

This time it's Carlos Villarias in his turn as Count Dracula (or Conde Dracula) in the Spanish language version of the immortal classic.

Florida had a couple NASL teams as well, including the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers.

From the always underrated, "Creepshow 2", it's the innocuous floating patch of goo from "The Raft".

From 1959's often forgotten "4D Man", this is Dr. Scott Nelson.

The aptly named Lou Garou from the indie flick, "Wolf Cop".

The stealthy and menacing Mary Bailey from the anthology flick, Tales Of Halloween" is here to sit on your couch and stare at you.

From the widely banned 1979 slasher, "The Driller Killer", it's Reno Miller.

No better way to "find balance" than with the wise words of Mr. Miyagi all over your dang shirt.

Dee Snider, of Twisted Sister fame, as Carleton Hendricks in "Strangeland".

The absolute best part of "Poltergeist II: The Other Side" is Julian Beck's incredibly creepy, ominous and downright scary portrayal of Reverend Henry Kane. Still brilliant after 25+ years.

The legendary Leslie Nielsen as Richard Vickers from "Creepshow".

"It was on a night just like this..."

From Tarantino's "Death Proof" this is Kurt Damn Russell as Stuntman Mike.

Barbara Steele shows up again, this time as Muriel Arrowsmith in 1965's "Nightmare Castle".

Hellbound!

Chocolate Chip Charlie (a.ka. Garrett Morris) from the edible version of Blob, "The Stuff".

From the "Books From Beyond" episode of Ash Vs. Evil Dead, it's the low-level demon, Eligos

From the immortal "Return Of The Living Dead", it's one of film's most famous zombies, the Tarman.

3 choice zombies from the 1974 spectacle, "Sugar Hill".

The pretty damn blind and pretty damn nuts Dr. William Weir from "Event Horizon".

Well - they do.

From the John Carpenter classic, "Big Trouble In Little China", it's the legendary James Hong as David Lo Pan.

The dedicated Chief Woodenhead from "Creepshow 2" is all gussied up with his war paint and ready to avenge.

What came first, the cereal or the NASL team?

The perfect horror movie heroine is now ready to fend off all comers - from YOUR SHIRT!

Christopher Lloyd as the infamous Judge Doom in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?".

From the almost last installment "Scream 3", it's long lost half brother Roman Bridger.

The great Clarence Williams III as Mr. Simms from "Tales From The Hood".

From the one of the '80s most oddball, yet awesome flicks, The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension" comes John Lithgow as the nutty Dr. Emilio Lizardo and/or Lord John Whorfen