Bottom Magnets

Bottom role in the queer community

Bottom 'Richie's Bedtime Rhyme' Design

silhouettes of Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson from the famous Brittish sitcom "Bottom"

silhouettes of Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson from the famous Brittish sitcom "Bottom"

Too much sex spray will turn you into a love albatross.

Featuring Richies play telescope, a present from Eddie for Christmas.

Add some fun to your pride wardrobe with this modern 'BOTTOM QUEEN' design in psychedelic colours, or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and colour.

The best chat-up line ever.

As featured at the end of every episode.

The word "bottom" in English, Chinese, Spanish, Russian, and Japanese.

“That’s my trick, I’m her pimp, she’s my bitch”

Hellwood Outfitters proudly present a brand new design inspired by the much missed comedy classic Bottom, starring the legendary Ade Edmondson and the late, great Rik Mayall as two dysfunctional flatmates Richard Richard and Eddie Hitler. With a mix of anarchic slapstick and nihilistic humour, Bottom ran for three series and spawned five highly successful stage tours and a feature film called Guest House Paradiso.

Best use of a name for lonely heart ads.

A cross stitch inspired of a cute bear showing its bottom. Note: The design is not a real cross stitch.

Easy to enter if you have enough gold teeth.

Big Ol Bottom He-Man

The Hash-Slinging Slasher- Spongebob Squarepants

The bad boys of RiverBottom ruled the Frog Hollow talent show! Now wear the infamous band from Emmett Otter' JugBand Christmas!

We must defeat the EEEEEEEVIL!!!

since because pickles.

Nobody wants a soggy bottom when they're baking. Inspired by the Great British Bake Off (great british baking show) and Mary Berry. And Pies. And treats. And bread, christmas cookies and more *droool*

A blue keep with palm trees and a giant sun with the word Bottom in a design inspired by the BARBIE LOGO And Ken in the license plate

routines can be well too routine

I put my packet of polos on the desk, and my spare pencil and my support gonk, and my chewing gum, and my extra pen, and my extra polos and my lucky gonk, and my pencil sharpener shaped like a cream cracker, and three more gonks with a packet of polos in each, and lead for my retractable pencil, and my retractable pencil, and my spare lead for my retractable pencil – and the guy said ‘stop writing please'.

The phrase originated in an episode of the British television comedy series The Young Ones. The episode, entitled "Cash", was first broadcast in 1984. The segment of dialogue, where Neil is composing a letter to his bank manager to request a loan, is as follows; Neil: I know, why not "Boomshanka"? It means, "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman." Mike: He'll never understand "Boomshanka". You'll have to write the whole thing out. Neil: Right, okay, here we go. "Darling Fascist Bullyboy: Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."

tribute to smitty werbenjagermanjensen

Have a bite! Steve's spin on a popular meme.

design I made

This summer, cruise on down to Mussel Beach and get fit with everyones favorite lobster!

and Barnacle Boy!

Take a cruise like no other! Tour the depths of the ocean in luxury aboard the Seaview.

What position do you play?

Soggy Bottom

Help people understand where you are in relation to them.