Drunk Magnets

Too drunk to be comprehensive

The Continental Bar in Manhattan’s East Village first opened as a live music bar way back in 1991 and played host to legendary NYC punk rockers, but in 2006 the stage was replaced with leather booths which started a clear path to living out its remaining days as a dive bar. The single biggest draw was probably the “5 shots of anything for $10 deal” which ran counter to the owner’s attempts at making it a “classy dive bar.” Nonetheless, location goes a long way in business and despite all kinds of bad press and equally bad reviews, it was packed almost every night until it’s final demise at the end of 2018.

But Did You Die

A staple beverage enjoyed by everyone from college students and senior citizens to hobos and thugs... something that truly brings people together :)

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Only Zuul!

Drunkin Grownups

Hey, Mom. Did you save Dad's love letters? Of course I saved them. Well actually, there's only one. It's more of a love postcard from some brewery he visited. Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge. But you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels here (undecipherable slurring) five dollars?! Get outta here!

EPCOT Spheres And Beers

Beer Imperial

Get hammered at Sharky's, where everyone's your chum!

Maybe?

Folk pop

When You Wish Upon A Bar

Get Fit Shaced this Saint Patrick's Day!

Check out this Schmidt Beer Duck Hunting Vintage Retro fan art design.

EPCOT I Drank Around The World

Punk beer label!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Don’t Have Ducks. I Don’t Have a Row. I Have Squirrels. And They’re Drunk.” design on apparel and gifts.

Johann Braun opened City Brewery in 1846. Valentin Blatz established a brewery next door in 1850 and merged both breweries upon Braun's death in 1852. After a fire destroyed much of the original brewery in 1872, Blatz was able to enlarge and update his facilities with new brewing technology. In 1875, Blatz was the first Milwaukee brewery to have a bottling department to package beer and ship nationally. It incorporated as the Valentin Blatz Brewing Company in 1889. In 1891, the company sold part of its brewing interests to an English syndicate. By the 1900s it was the city's third-largest brewer. During Prohibition, Blatz produced non-alcoholic beverages such as malt soap, sodas and near beer, from 1920 to 1933. In 1933, Blatz was issued U-

EPCOT - I Only Had One Drink In Eleven Different Countries

Search for inkStyl for more clothing and apparel of similar styles and designs.

Shakey's Tequila playa del carmen

Low gas. Fill up the tank with beer.

Good Beer

Fair warning, I'm a sloppy drunk!

Beer design for Pabst Blue Ribbon

Bourbon

Macho man Retropunk

In 1983, big-name beers were spending hard to advertise around beer-buying holidays like Memorial Day, July Fourth, and Labor Day. The then young and fledgling Silver Bullet label wanted to own a holiday, but had to pick a less beer-centric one where they could afford to make their campaign dollars go farther and so they picked... Halloween. Yes, Halloween. Enter the BeerWolf - the hard-partying cousin of the werewolf who loved pounding beers at Halloween parties. Surprisingly, he was a hit and helped sell more beer. He was so popular, that he didn't go into hibernation after the calendar changed and actually started showing up for other holidays, events, and for no real reason at all. Here's to you, you crazy beer-drinking bastard.

Beer is good

Your friend Mollie is always up to shenanigans.

This Funny alcoholic or addict slogan present is perfect for someone in recovery, a newcomer or an old-timer. It would make a great gift idea to celebrate a 12 Step anniversary, belly-button birthday or sponsor gift. We do recover! Sober Mom's and Sisters.

Have a GUINNESS when You're TIRED