Dry Humor Magnets

Im not trying to be difficult

Ew People minimal

Im not a bossy

I dont like morning people

You know what I like about people

0 days without sarcasm

Caution I ave no filter

I like coffee and maybe 3 people

A penny for your thought

Inhale tacos

Ew, people

I dont know how to act my age

Im not for everyone

Life is bearable with coffee.

Me sarcastic? Never.

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a tree that is dry and has lost all its leaves with roots bearing the words "human signature"

procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastination, bothered, cant be bothered, do it later no thanks, lazy, success, failure, inspiration, sarcasm, irony, salty, bitter, demotivational,

late, introvert, anxiety, party, awkward, lazy, introverts, inside, apologies, sorry not sorry, humour, the struggle is real, honest, slogan, quote,

outside, indoor person, outdoor person, unfortunate circumstances, unforeseen circumstances, funny, introvert, quarantine, isolation, sarcastic, sarcasm, dry humour, quote,

It's time we faced reality

never happier, dry humour, sarcasm, deadpan, funny, serious,

cant be arsed, cant be bothered, dont want to, no thanks, passive aggressive, demotivation, motivational, not lazy, just conserving energy, resting, slothful, work smarter not harder, sarcastic, humorous, quotes,

Your mom went to college...

let me overshare this, anxious, introvert, oversharer, oversharing, for introverts, typography, self deprecating humour, story teller, inappropriate, tmi, too much information, revealing, intimate, quotes,

impermanence, order, chaos, philosophy, peace, sentience, meaning, wisdom, entropy, comfort, life, flu, quotes,

Add some fun sarcastic quotes to your wardrobe with this or give it as the perfect gift!

YOU WONT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY.

it is your birthday, funny, celebrate, party, it is my birthday, dry humour, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, salty,

minimalist skeleton with text saying So What

Getting plastered doesn't have to mean getting drunk. Let's get plastered text and an egghead plastering itself with joint compound is a literal interpretation for this silly phrase and a humorous design for the party hardy and construction workers.

A cute and sassy conversation heart for all of your passive-aggressive and sarcastic needs! Bite me!

bah humbug, hum bug, festive, spirit, seasons greetings, grumpy, holidays, ugly sweater, serious, old, young, grouch, grouchy, surly, curmudgeon,

Me? Sarcastic? Never!

The "Hug Me, I Dare You Hedgehog" design features a daring and cheeky hedgehog, challenging the viewer to embrace its spiky exterior. Picture the hedgehog with a mischievous expression, perhaps raising its quills in a playful manner. The color palette could include warm earth tones or contrasting hues to highlight the hedgehog's bold attitude. This design blends humor with the irresistible charm of hedgehogs, creating a whimsical and engaging piece for those who appreciate a playful dare and the endearing nature of these spiky creatures.

5% of my profit as an artist goes towards preserving the world's rain-forests.