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Looking for a funny and unique gift for your loved ones? Check out our Last Responder merchandise! Our designs are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, especially those who work in the emergency services. We have a variety of t-shirts, hoodies, and mugs featuring funny Last Responder jokes. Our merchandise is made from high-quality materials and is sure to get a laugh out of anyone who sees it. So what are you waiting for? Order your Last Responder merchandise today!

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Looking for a funny and unique gift for your loved ones? Check out our Last Responder merchandise! Our designs are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, especially those who work in the emergency services. We have a variety of t-shirts, hoodies, and mugs featuring funny Last Responder jokes. Our merchandise is made from high-quality materials and is sure to get a laugh out of anyone who sees it. So what are you waiting for? Order your Last Responder merchandise today!

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Life is a Grave and I Dig It, a gothic inspired design with adorable gravestone details. Great design for a taphophile, cemetery tourist, mortician, embalmer or funeral director.

Embrace the Heat: Last Responder Tee Ignite your wardrobe with the “Last Responder” t-shirt, where valor meets style. This bold design features a skeleton firefighter in the throes of battle, against a backdrop of roaring flames. It’s a tribute to the brave souls who face the inferno and emerge victorious. With “Last Responder” emblazoned above, this tee is for the Dauntless, the ones who answer the call when all others retreat. Perfect for the hero in you or as a gift to honor the fearless.

This design contains the illustration of a heartbeat with pallbearers carrying a coffin.

Funny idea for any embalmer, mortician or undertaker who works at a mortuary or funeral home. Perfect for the embalming prep room. “I'd Rather Be Embalming” design with trocar embalming instrument. Great for a future embalmer, Mortuary Science student.

The original, “Funeral Director, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for a funeral director, mortician, embalmer, mortuary science student or future funeral director.

Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

Great design for any future Funeral Director, Mortician or Embalmer just starting Mortuary Science college. Straight Into Mortuary Science distressed design with two trocar embalming instruments for a Mortuary Science student with a sense of humor.

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Spooky design perfect for misfit people who loves coffin. It can be also given as a christmas or birthday gift to your friends ,boyfriend/girlfriend who also loved cemetaries. Design is also fitting in time for any national goth day.

Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Embalming Room with coffin graphic is fun for a Mortuary Science student or graduate.

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

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Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Undertaker. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Undertaker, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired undertaker or the funeral home employee room.

Funeral Directors need hugs too! Funny saying for a Funeral Director or Mortician who works at a funeral home or Mortuary and has a sense of humor. “Have You Hugged Your Funeral Director Today” with coffin design is great for a Mortuary Science student or retired funeral director too.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a cremationist With an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery. Perfect cremation joke, gag design for a cremationist or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Funeral Director. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Funeral Director, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired funeral director or the funeral home employee room.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Mortuary Response Team 2020 design with red biohazard symbol. A year to remember. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. In honor of funeral directors and funeral home staff who have the tough job as last responder.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.