Existential Dread Magnets

Cyberpunk-inspired shipping label for humans. Top QR code reads "fragile". Bottom QR: "but strong". Type: Human (A). Origin: Earth. Biohazardous creature. Keep the creature dreamless at all times. Maintain existential dread at maximum level.

For those days when your spirit animal is a literal rock, this design perfectly captures your mood with a blend of humor and existential dread.

A funny typography design of the question why are you here, in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. Existential much?

but, yet, I'm still kind of adorable

Hang In There It Gets Worse

embrace all that is you

A classic Front and Back typography design with the word why on the front and why not on the back, in white text. Funny questions make good conversation. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. NOTE only the Classic t-shirt has a front and back print. The sticker, magnet and pin only has Why? printed on it.

Nothing like a nice coffee in the morning to ease the existential dread and anxiety. This zombie is never better. Perfect for your next Halloween party this spooky season.

I Exist Without My Consent - Nihilist Frog

Existence Is Absurd / Original Nihilist Design

Life Is An Illusion

Jesus Riding A Ostrich. And on the 8th day, God said let my son ride a bad-ass Ostrich.

Everything Happens For No Reason.

Hardest maze ever made, but everyone always finds a way out.

Savor the emptiness of the 9-to-5 grind. All aboard!

am i the only one going through existential crisis - one liners

A minimal typography design of the words I Am Who Am I in white text. Started out ok then the questions came along. Existential dread. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

An ouroboros fish creature trapped in a loop of its own existence.

Frankenstein's monster knows fire bad and not fine.

A simple drawing of a yellow round face with straight line for a mouth and two circle eyes, and white text curved around it saying I don't now how I feel. The not so smiley face to match your mood.

This cool and funny t-shirt is perfect for those who love funny puns and are always anxious. Featuring a flying skull on fire in a grunge graphic style, with the quote "I'm on fire today".

Nobody wants to die... but everyone gets to

existential dread

Hell Is Other People - Nihilist Typographic Design

Everything is going Good!

Hang In There It Gets Worse. Perfect for anyone that wants to spread love, peace, and good vibes, but with a twist of existential dread that's funny and sarcastic with a bomb ready to explode. Nihilism is the way to live in this world of sadness.

It's hard to tell what reality is these days. No one knows. This is often a hard question to answer.

God Is Dead

Hang In There It Gets Worse

Dig your grave now. Give up.

Does this feeling ever go away? But where are the REAL adults?

A T-shirt design depicts a relaxed sloth hanging from a tree branch, exuding laid-back vibes. Above it reads "Hang In There," but below, humorously states "It Gets Worse." With vibrant colors and bold text, it's a playful twist on the classic motivational message, sure to bring smiles.

Introducing our "Keep Smiling, It Could Be Worse" comedy bomb 💣 t-shirt, featuring a cheerful bomb character to brighten your day! 🌟 This design combines humor with an uplifting message, reminding you to maintain a positive outlook even in challenging times. Whether you're a fan of lighthearted humor or in need of some motivational vibes, this tee is perfect for wearing proudly and spreading cheer wherever you go!

Smile Melt - Black and White

"Eat. Sleep. Experience Existential Crisis. Repeat." design, for people who live their life one crisis at a time.

Winning Is For Losers