Funeral Magnets

enjoys long romantic walks through cemeteries…

Jimmie Rodgers

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Tribute to an underrated defunct Death Metal band, MORGUE.

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'LST RSPNDR' (Last Responder), my latest design for TeePublic. I used my vector hot rod Hearse from a previous design, everything else was designed from scratch.

Sense of humor required. This design is for your favorite man-hating feminist or your mortician friends.

They may be trying hard, but you're not dead yet. Cancer, health, age, work, relationships, family, they all out to get you. Show them you're tougher than they are. No one may get out of this alive, but you're still kicking. Hey, where ya going. I'm not dead yet.

A single panel gag comic by Stan Yan at Eupologies.com

This design is perfect for fans of Mon Laferte and anyone who supports her message of empowerment and equality. It is available on a variety of products, including t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more.

Scary but funny skull design and saying. Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween, funny sayings, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. Shhh… The Voices in My head Are Discussing Your Future. Perfect for parents of teenagers with a sense of humor.

The word "coffin" in the shape of a coffin.

Hutao with ghost

Anubis, Egyptian funerary god.

The word "coffin" in the shape of a coffin

A single panel gag comic by Stan Yan at Eupologies.com

When a loved one goes

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Undertaker. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Undertaker, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired undertaker or the funeral home employee room.

Funeral (2004) Album by Arcade Fire

All Men Are Cremated Equal

from death comes new life, your energy never dies

A contemporary collage of skulls on a black and white checkerboard pattern. Classic gothic home or bedroom décor and dark goth, mortuary style. Unique design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or goth who loves skeletons and cemeteries.

Arcade Fire Illustration

Choose cremation you urned it design for those who take humor in funerals and death.

Rodabaugh Mortuary Education & Consulting Black & White

Funny idea for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. I May Look Like I’m Listening But I’m Thinking About Embalming. Cool distressed lettering and trocar design. Perfect for an apprentice or future embalmer in the prep room.

Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Prep Room with #66 is fun for an apprentice or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Cool design for a woman embalmer, future embalmer or mortician who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. #girlembalmer trendy hashtag saying is great for a mom or daughter embalmer or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

This Dad of a Beautiful Daughter is Also a Crematory Operator With an Alibi. Funny saying for a dad of daughters who is in charge of cremations at a mortuary, cemetery or crematory. Perfect for a Funeral Director, Mortician or Crematory Operator with a sense of humor and daughters.

The original, “Embalmer, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student,

RIP Franklin

Mortuary Response Team 2020 design with red biohazard symbol. A year to remember. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. In honor of funeral directors and funeral home staff who have the tough job as last responder.

mortui vivos docent

Have you thanked your local Embalmer today?

Somewhere around a decade ago, I had a run in with this little guy at a party... poor thing never woke up... though most said to just throw him out in the trash... I decided to fund a Viking funeral... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDGDah-n5w

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a cremationist With an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery. Perfect cremation joke, gag design for a cremationist or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.