Funny Candy Magnets

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Rene Mini Mono.

In Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Grandpa Joe was "bedridden" until Charlie got his hands on a golden ticket. Pshhh. Phony!

Red and green candy canes

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Mean Valentines Day Candy pattern

and also with you

The best Mean Girls quote.

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh, yeah. It’s me, charter member of The Society of Trophy Husbands. We represent the greatest achievements of our wives. We are out here as arm candy, to reflect well on our better halves. Then, when the night is done, we are returned to the family room shelf until we are dusted off again.

Funny - I Gotta See The Candy First, Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid.

Jerri Blank

Share the love with these funny xray candy hearts this Valentines Day!!

John Candy - purple vintage

Del Griffith: "Welcome To Wichita!" www.jasonwright.art

Feeling the need to head to the great outdoors to get some r&r? Well, beware of the bald-headed bear of Claire County...he's a man eater. Enjoy a warm cotton shirt with the evil bear from The Great Outdoors on it. John Candy's worst nightmare come true.

Have a handsome husband? I'm constantly teasing mine that he's my arm candy. Maybe yours needs this shirt too.

A minimal line drawing of a candy Easter egg, in black and white. Add your own decoration and make it funny. Of course this rather large oval might mean more than food or egg to you, bring your own humor to the minimalist sketch.

Its Not Easy Being My Wifes Arm Candy But Here I Am Nailing it funny quote design for wife and husband on anniversary, wedding, birthday and many more.

I regret nothing! I'll be adding a non-text version also.

Share the love with these funny xray candy hearts this Valentines Day!!

A cute drawing of two candy canes. For sweet shops and candy lovers. Especially for the festive season.

A thick line drawing in white of two candy canes, shaped as a heart, repeated three times. We love festive candy, and valentine candy. This design works on bold colors like red and green for Christmas, and the classic black.

A thick line drawing of two candy canes, back to back. For sweet shops and candy lovers. Especially for the festive season. It won't lick itself.

A line drawing in black and white of three striped candy canes. A Christmas classic sweet to enjoy through the festive season.

When you need a lift to the nearest train depot, look no further than Gus’ son Owen.

The beer of hosers

A bold minimal line drawing in white, of two candy canes. For sweet shops and candy lovers, over the festive season. This design works on bold colors like red and green for Christmas, and classic black.

Jerri Blank - Amy Sedaris

Mean Valentines Day Candy pattern

It's 3D entertainment and an excellent cut of beef!

A thick line drawing in white, of two candy canes, back to back, repeated three times. A classic festive candy. Looks like a ribbon motif. This design works on bold colors like red and green for Christmas, and classic black.

A cute pattern of candy canes, in a thick white line. For candy lovers during the festive season. This design looks great on bold colors like traditional green and red for Christmas and classic black.

A knitted style drawing of a red Santa hat, over crossed candy canes. It looks like a Christmas version of a skull and crossbones. It could be your ugly Christmas sweater.

Anti Valentine's Day Conversation Hearts

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

A thick line drawing of a stripy candy cane. A popular candy during the festive season and Christmas. Thick or thin, they satisfy a sweet tooth.

John Candy Fan Art