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Sweary W/B

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

A typographic treatment of quotes from the 90s classic movie Rookie of the Year. Enjoy!

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

The quote "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something" in an iPhone text bubble.

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Every Item sold will help us compete in the upcoming barbecue competition season.

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

Funny headache quote.

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

A very specific mood. Hand lettering.

Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).

Hell no!

This shirt was recorded in Dobly so turn it up to 11!

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

Cool Star Trek quote: I am functioning within normal parameters. Great holiday or birthday gift idea for the trekkie!

This funny electrician gifts electrician problem solution sarcasm is a perfect gifts for electrician. This electrician design makes a cool fathers day gifts for electricians and technician who loves electrician humor and funny electrician jokes

I'm sure everything will work out!

Greatest quotes from the great Ron Swanson.

This funny Schitt's Creek Quote design features a fan-favorite saying from David Rose: "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."

Text that says Ew, People and a smiley face that has criss cross eyes and no smile. A funny one for the introverts, who get the joke and understand sarcasm. Smart kids enjoy the humor too.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. Here’s to the lions of hockey terms and lingo.

The Choice is Yours

100% adorableness for total fan awesomeness!

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In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

World's OKAYEST Runner

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Mr Conway Twitty

Tie your skates. Shoot the puck. Score! What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? What's all that mean? Ah, you wouldn't understand. It's a hockey thing. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

Detailed Illustration of the characters Jay and Silent Bob with a twist. Featuring South park style characters with a funny quote/rap.