Griswold Family Christmas Magnets

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Vacation

save the neck for me clark! - christmas vacation

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Famous Clark Griswold rants and wisdom.

Christmas Vacation

Aunt Edna yelling at Clark.

No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Just one of countless hilarious moments in the 1989, Chevy Chase classic comedy, Christmas Vacation. Snag this fun design that pays tribute to a movie we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family!

Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.

Get ready for a good ol' fashioned family Christmas, everyone!

JOYYYYYY to the world!

christmas vacation

Uncle Louis burns down Clark's tree.

Griswold House in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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national lampoon's christmas vacation illumonation club since 1989

It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold plugs in his Christmas lights.

If you grew up Griswold, you knew the last thing you wanted instead of a Christmas bonus was a gift certificate to the Jelly of the Month Club!

When Clark Griswold comes home with his giant Christmas tree, his neighbor remarks, "Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?" to which Clark responds, "Bend over and I'll show you." The other half of this couples t-shirt can be found here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2084188-where-do-you-think-youre-gonna-put-a-tree-that-big

I don't know Margo! - Christmas Vacation

Are you looking forward to a fun old-fashioned Christmas this year? Have you put up all your Christmas lights? Did you check all the bulbs first? Are you having unexpected house guests? Maybe you should run down to the drugstore and pick up that extra large bottle of Tylenol before it's too late. Merry Christmas!

Christmas Vacation

This Hayne's Manual parody features the Wagon Queen Family Truckster from National Lampoon's Vacation. Clark Griswald says" You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it."

Christmas Vacation Todd & Margo quote.

Christmas Vacation Todd & Margo quote.

You might have the urge to recite this rant if you find that your Christmas bonus this year is a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Christmas Vacation Family

Remember the classic movie of the family that wants to take a family vacation and visit an amusement park in California? When they get there the park is closed? Craziness ensues with the Walley Moose theme park. 1983 vintage classic movie.

You Serious Clark? Funny Christmas Vacation Cousin Eddie.

Merry Christmas Vacation

The gift that keeps on giving....

You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it.

A must have for any fun old-fashioned family Christmas.

His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. "Check every bulb!" is his motto. If you need your house light up like the Christmas Star...or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark's your man. Griswold's uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold's!