Insult Magnets

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A Very funny and creative insult

A sarcastic, slightly rude and funny put down saying.

Your mom went to college...

Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

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An insulting Serbian proverb about unwanted guests, in typographic form.

Sarcasm is a very useful skill to have. Use it well. Perfect gift for your sarcastic friend.

A tv show Betty White mentions on The Simpsons as a British PBS show.

You've got the coronavirus. You know it. Don't hide it. Or maybe you just want people to back the hell up and give you the 6 feet of distance you deserve.

In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion Nice Try Though. This funny sarcastic saying in vintage retro style is a great gift for birthdays and holidays like Christmas (Xmas). It makes a good joke gag gift for dad, brother, mom, sister, uncle.

A play on the "OK Boomer" insult, but aimed at those younger than Generation X.

There’s nothing better than a good Irish insult is there? Slightly rude and sometimes affectionate, feckin eedgit is a great phrase. Perfect for St Patricks Day or any time really.

Be Like A Star… Distant And Dying.

Based on my pet galah Rosie, and the timeless Aussie insult ;D

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

Bad puns are how eye roll funny sarcasm

Perfect for the contractor in your life, or for that person who's slightly off kilter!

Even magic can't fix your bald spot.

Yeah... what ever you say, boomer.

Show your love for Martin Luther and a good put-down with this funny quote directly from one of Luther's writings.

Michael, ya basic!

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you run like a duck funny pop culture quote

Ok boomer have a terrible day for any millennial who wants to make fun of the baby boomer generation

In order to insult me I must first value your opinion In order to insult me I must first value your opinion Fun for your friend who is egotistic Great for those who are immune to sarcasm because of the own ego!

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does witty funny cool

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Did I roll my eyes out loud T Shirt Funny sarcastic gift tee

Along the lines of "Naughty Varlet, comes "Malicious Knave"! This is the sort of epithets Billy Shakes' characters often sling at each other. This one, uttered during one of Iago's speeches in Othello.

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