Klingon Magnets

Star Trek™ Klingon © 2020 CBS.

Your favorite Klingon - Renaissance style

Everyone leave me alone

Original piece created from the book Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

Celebrate the women of the Klingon Empire.

Do you speak klingon ?

After crushing the skulls of your enemies it's time to crush a few six packs of blood wine!!

'To boldly go where no man has gone before'...

Klingon Empire Emblem

QAPLA, bring honor to your house while wearing our amazing Klingon Warrior Pin-Up shirt. Done by the incredible John Ridley aka Inspector97

Starship Enterprise Retro Japanese Star Trek

celebrate pride with the Klingon Pride Logo even warriors have no boundaries when it comes to love.

Star Trek™ Klingon © 2019 CBS.

Star Trek Design

When the station is rocked by wormhole distortion, it's always the complicated orders that suffer. Keep that Klingon coffee safe, Ben!

"wejpuH, vImuS" - the original Klingon version of "Thanks, I hate it." Technically, it says "Charming, I hate it," because Klingon lacks a word for thanks, but it does have a word for saying "Charming" sarcastically.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

It's time for that eye exam woman.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'. (With some added New Orleans Mardi Gras colors mixed in as well.)

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e' means 'Where is the bar' and what better way to practice than this coming Saint Patrick's Day? (See our updated version!) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/46843341-wheres-the-bar-nuqdaq-oh-tache-st-patricks-day-rev?store_id=2159245

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e' means 'Where is the bar'. (See the updated version!) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/46855220-wheres-the-bar-nuqdaq-oh-tache-revised-md23kl003b?store_id=2159245

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . All question for printing, Sizing, returns, shipping, etc. should go to teepublic customer service.

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . All question for printing, Sizing, returns, shipping, etc. should go to teepublic customer service.

Good luck to you... in Klingon.

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

A classic TOS episode

Tell ‘em where ya got it! . . . ★Variants of my designs can be found at my: teepublic.com/user/kerzilla . . . All question for printing, Sizing, returns, shipping, etc. should go to teepublic customer service.

the mighty and honor-driven Klingon Warrior

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."