Kryten Magnets

The Jupiter Mining Corporation or JMC is the section of the Space Corps that licensed ships like Red Dwarf to conduct mining operations throughout Earth's Solar System and also interstellar into Deep Space around the Galaxy.

Great for relieving tension.

Holly Hop Drive Print from the Red Dwarf episode Parallel Universe (series 2)

Pulled from one of Red Dwarfs greatest episodes, mechanoid Kryten finds himself as Jake Bullet! The kind of hard-living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority.

Dave Listers Acerbic wit would become legendary. now you can own his very first on screen quip immortalised on your favourite garment

Red Dwarf: Season 5, episode 1, Holoship. “Niet Problemski” - Arnold J Rimmer

Our Rob or Ross batteries logo from the Red Dwarf episode “‘Ouroboros”. Also available without text.

Girls From The Dwarf design

The Duke of Dork.

The Duke of Dork.

Are you an officer in the Cybernautic Division and not a traffic cop?

Don’t Panic. That’s Don’t Panic Mr Lister Sir!

Boys from the dwarf!

One for the Dwarfers

Hope you like it.

David Lister - SMEG in the style of the famous Obama HOPE poster

Japanese logo for 'Spaceship Red Dwarf'

Starbug

The Logo of the fictional Jupiter Mining Corporation from Red Dwarf

Not Chen? Not Peterson?

..Plato invented the plate .. and now I, Holly, have invented the Holly Hop Drive.

... that's a poor IQ for a glass of water!!

Artists of the catchy tune Ohm!

Starbug

SMEEEEEG!

Although smarter than ships computer Holly, Talkie Toaster was an annoying, monomaniacal, artificially-intelligent electric bread toaster obessessed with giving out toasted products. Purchased by Red Dwarf's Dave Lister whilst on planet-leave, we have Talkie Toasters immortal phrase 'Would You Like Some Toast' mocked up as if it were the Red Dwarf logo

JMC Jupiter Mining Corporation transport vehicle.

Smeg is a vulgarism or expletive used throughout the series of Red Dwarf. Here we have the popular phrase 'Smeg Head' styled to look like the Red Dwarf logo, and ready to be worn proudly across your chest on a T-shirt, or your preferred choice of accessories. Lovely.

Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf Smeg Head

Red Dwarf Character Simplistic Design.

For Red Dwarf Fans

Stop saying 4691 Irradiated Haggis.

The Red Dwarf series logo II, carefully hand drawn in high resolution (fan art)

The Red Dwarf Posse!

Red Dwarf Fans Smeg Off