Lazer Magnets

Get yourself the latest galactic weaponry. The ASS Blaster 500.. available at your local online store. just one click away.. and start blasting ass

Pick up this funny design with an outer space galaxy cat and pizza, taco, and burrito. This cosmic cat riding a dinosaur riding a cow design makes a perfect gift so pick one up for you and a friend today.

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This little ducks not so friendly anymore

Appearing in Lazer Brain Comics. THE RIGHTEOUS RED CAT! Nova Nasser has always stood up to bullies! On a field trip to an Egyptian Museum her defiance is noted by a mystical being who gives her super powers! Now, RED CAT must thwart the dark intentions of an evil sorcerer AND keep her own rage in check!

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Rainbow Rays in Vintage Retro style

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oh no he angy

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Here's another pun-based character. I call him the Technical Fowl! He's an eagle who's totally into VR, lazer tag and gaming!

Are you a true believer? Then you need this design! It's only a matter of time before full disclosure and we know someone who is spilling the tea! This makes a great birthday or Christmas gift for your favorite area 51 geek or conspiracy enthusiast! This makes a perfect gift for UFO collectors or science fiction fans. Pick one up for your daughter, son, husband or wife. Or a gift for yourself!

*BLAST*

*BLAST*

Unfortunately this looper is evil! It's power beams are not friendly but at least they are about the size of a quarter

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Take the Plunge

Self Portrait!

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LazarBeam

Original design of an urban criminal girl Miranda Church

Ray gun, zap gun, beam gun, laser gun, laser pistol, death ray, blaster, disintegrator. Call it what you like. Nothing will make you feel safer on your sci-fi action adventure than having a nuclear power directed-energy weapon at your side.

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Like a Valentine's Day birthday party at a lazer tag--created from altering a picture of Valentine's Day hearts

-Jewish Space Lasers v1- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v1- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v5- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v4- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v3- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v4- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v2- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

-Jewish Space Lasers v2- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

Drugs Not Jobs. A recreation of the infamous shirt worn by Jason Pierce (J Spaceman) during promotional photos for Spiritualized's second album Pure Phase.

Old Detroit's most roughest and dangerous area. Due to underfunding and an ongoing police strike, the new partners, a rookie and a tough gal cop take on the baddest gang in town on their first assignment.