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Introducing the Tayla Swiff Metalhead Style tee, the perfect addition to any metalhead's wardrobe.

This bold and striking design features the iconic image of Edgar Allan Poe, the master of horror and mystery, in a metalhead style/

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They’re your friends on the inside Commandeering cells to multiply Tachyzoites rioting; I’ll tell you why Say ‘Hello’ to Toxoplasma Gondii Cat got your blood? Oocysts proliferate parasitophorous vacuoles In your brain, eyes, and heart Immune system unplugged You are infected, and that is just the start ... Rupturing host cells burst ... ... As rampant bradyzoites birth ... Pathogenic cysts ripened in excretion Licked from your fingertips With gusto they were eaten Parasites infest your intestinal epithelium Seizing control of the endoplasmic reticulum Widespread histone-lysine acetylation Your cortical astrocytes are rife for incubation Toxoplasma swarms in faecal flotation Your medial amygdala torn by hypomethylation

This bold and striking design features the iconic image of pop singer Britney, the master of music and 90s dance, in a metalhead style