Milton Magnets

Supply And Demand Does Not Mean If You Demand It, I Must Supply It. Supply and demand is an economic model of price determination in a market. In the free market, the price for goods and services, will vary until it settles at a point where the quantity demanded equals the quantity supplied. Translation; no free lunch.

The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on dark colors. Other versions for light colors available.

Vintage Pensacola, FL

Original rebel pentagram logo

MK Dons inspired retro grunge design

Map design of the MK Stadium, home of Milton Keynes Dons

Burn from Hamilton

The best office to work for.

Acrylic on canvas. This is a painting of a farm near Milton, Ontario. Such a peaceful setting and subject.

Life is really just the game of death if you think about it. A goth twist on a classic board game. Perfect for any geeky weirdo.

woman, sunglasses, stairway, clouds, sun

As found in the offices of Initech.

What would you do with a million dollars

At the bottom of the Burning Lake, Satan's gaze lingers skyward.

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Always remember to bring your flair to work.

My design for the tour coming in June 2023

Welcome to the root of all your anxiety ... Perfection!

A very important job. PC load letter? WTF is that?!

"If They Take My Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Fallen Angel T-Shirt

A photograph of sunlight breaking through trees in woodland

For the 802 Vermont area code!

Aries Custom Graphics "Initech" design. Inspired by Office Space.

The wonted roar was up amidst the woods and fill'd the air with barbarous dissonance - Comus - Arthur Rackham

What if your favorite 90s office movie was an 80s video game? Just make sure you're using the new covers on the TPS reports!

Excuse Me I Believe You Have My Stapler!

the only reason to do anything? It's cake. And you know it.

MILTON'S STAPLER

Pacific Edible Seaweed Company. Art by Robert Jimenez.

Simon

The Fall of Satan, from John Milton's Paradise Lost, Gustave Dore

If you remember Milton the Monster you should remember Fearless Fly aka Hirem. When danger threatened, Hirem would put on his super high-powered glasses and transform into Fearless Fly. His arch nemesis was Dr Goo Fee (geddit?) and occasionally Professor Weirdo.