Pessimist Magnets

I'm an optimist with experience

THE COLD EMBRACE OF THE VOID / Nihilist Statement Design

Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Explore your philosophical side with this Optimist, Pessimist, Plantimist design, featuring graphics of glasses half full, half empty, and one with a cutting plant. Perfect for gardeners, philosophers, and flower lovers. Great for mom, dad and those who love funny and humorous quotes, puns, and jokes. loves indoor or outdoor gardens and loves gardening in general.

It's Going To Get Worse

H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote: “Contrary to what you may assume, I am not a pessimist but an indifferentist– that is, I don’t make the mistake of thinking that the… cosmos… gives a damn one way or the the other about the especial wants and ultimate welfare of mosquitoes, rats, lice, dogs, men, horses, pterodactyls, trees, fungi, dodos, or other forms of biological energy.”

Bad Vibes Only

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Excuse Me Which Level of Hell Is This ?

Nietzsche Funny Humorous Philosophy / Nihilism tee

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Doom and gloom

No fancy design and The glass is both half full and half empty.

LIFE SUCKS #1 (black)

Classic design

It just makes sense.

Nothingness. It Seems Like It Goes On Forever. Memeshirt/Nihilist Quotes For Life

Cute Stormy Day Rain Cloud

Bad Vibes Only

Everything is going to be ok for the optimists

Prefer yourself to others? Let them know.

Maw Meow

Nihilist, Small Hand Written Lettering. Nihilist hand font design for the Nihilist, obviously. hand written font text in white on black, by my own human hand!

A cute and colorful design with an organic rainbow and a biohazard toxic radiation symbol, creating a funny contrast between design and message. We all feel that pessimistic joy every once in a while, so grab it now for you or as a perfect gift for the natural born pessimists among your friends and family.

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CAN STOP WILL STOP

The realist has a point. Waste of space, really

Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse

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Life Is Suffering // Nihilist Design

Radiate negativity design with yellow and black radioactive symbol and sun rays radiating outside. We all feel those negative vibes every once in a while,and this design helps you keep the optimists and the happy people away. So grab it now for you or make it a perfect gift idea to the natural born pessimist among your friends and family.

We Are All Trash - Nihilist Funny Memeshirt

A Pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty... Winston Churchill

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