Pick Up Line Magnets

It's time to showcase some hygiene even during Quarantine. With this pick-up line, you can get any boy/girl, no matter how far they are! Brag about your handwashing abilities everywhere you go!

I KNOW A TIGHTEND WHEN I SEE ONE

- But For Some Reason I Like You

Dad joke pun humor t-shirt: Funny novelty Father’s Day gift. An awesome dad joke shirt for a lover of terrible comedy, cringe humor, puns, or enthusiast of bad jokes and awful pick up lines. Great gift for the best pun loving fathers, a witty boyfriend, sarcastic brother, or funny uncle with a bad sense of humor. This top sports a witty and punny dad pun quote in white letters and is a perfect gift idea for men or women, family, or a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Awful Pick Up Lines Series

A funny and cute Banana design

Original Punny Artwork

When you roll that perfect roll.

Original Punny Artwork

The Couch Pulls Out But I Don't

Local Weirdo

Normal Looking Genitals

I Ony Date Weirdos

I Ony Date Weirdos

You're Cute as Heck

Local Weirdo

Celebrate America in style with our "You Free Tonight? 4th of July Bald Eagle" tee! This patriotic Fourth of July t-shirt features a majestic bald eagle with the caption "Are You Free Tonight?." It's perfect for fun loving Americans and is sure to turn heads at your Fourth of July BBQs and firework celebrations. Spread smiles and patriotism with this Independence Day-inspired tee. Whether you're partying with friends or enjoying a lazy day at home in the USA, this funny bald eagle t-shirt is sure to add a touch of flirty humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this hilarious July 4th tee!

Dirty Girl

Funny design showing the lovely mr bean character!

Prospective Partners Must Carve 666...

Dad joke pun humor t-shirt: Funny novelty Father’s Day gift. An awesome dad joke shirt for a lover of terrible comedy, cringe humor, puns, or enthusiast of bad jokes and awful pick up lines. Great gift for the best pun loving fathers, a witty boyfriend, sarcastic brother, or funny uncle with a bad sense of humor. This top sports a witty and punny dad pun quote in black letters and is a perfect gift idea for men or women, family, or a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Prospective Partners Must Carve D&D...

Red wine - I want a full glass of you

Local Weirdo

This classic pick up line works every time... ;)

Break the ice with some heat.

Wanna Slow Dance?

This pick up line is cottage core amazingness. I mean does it get any better?

Chicks Dig Scrawny Pale Guys (Kirby from Frasier Shirt)

‘Preferred pronouns: you & me’ BLACK. Funny gender quote. Direct address. Pick up line. Apparel stickers cases mugs wall art notebooks pillows totes tapestries pins magnets masks gifts

THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW OLD ARE YOU is funny sentence used in omegle to spot under age person lol.

Let that special someone know that you're thinking about them from a safe distance away.

Those who know, know. The simple, yet effective opening gambit to get to know someone.

Playing hard to get or getting hard

Simple black text with sound wave looking line 'LISTEN' design.

I'm not gay but my boyfriends is