Quote Magnets

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Beautiful and motivational quote from JRR Tolkien's classic trilogy The Lord of the Rings. Impress your friends and family with this expertly designed t shirt complete with Middle-Earthian text! Quality like this can only come from Illumined Apparel.

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. -Martin Luther King Jr.

Taste the goodness of the biscuit.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Bold statements, bold colours. Famous NBA quotes reimagined with a comic book, pop art treatment.

Funny Jesus Meme with Quote I Saw That.

Quote from David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest

Wear those words!

THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

you mother fuckers need jesus

Happy Gilmore

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

muhammad ali quote

People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis Sarcastic Graphic Novelty Funny

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

Thats what she said

I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

I hate being summoned to these things for no reason.

"Only from the heart can you touch the sky." -Rumi

If you aren't at the table, you are on the menu - Ann Richards, democrat governor of Texas. Cool democratic party Texan gift for someone who works the polls and will vote blue.

Everyone knows what Soylent Green is made of.

Funny Stay Positive

it's not a lie if you believe it.

Malcolm X quote - “I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it is for or against. I'm a human being, first and foremost, and as such I'm for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.”

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

You're no daisy, no daisy at all!

The Office Memes: Dwight CPR Certified

THE ELECTRIC CITY!

a design inspired by Chris Farley as the Lunch Lady.