Sarcasm Magnets

Silently Judging You Apparel

Simple white letters on black background: "SURVIVING OUT OF SPITE". When you're just barely hanging on in this, the absolute stupidest timeline with anti-science and anti-democracy idiots everywhere. Keep going. Even if it's just to make them mad.

When you know, you know. You're right, I'm going to hate this.

how much water do i have to mix into bleach before its safe to drink

Simple white letters on black background: "Please clap." It's been a few years since Jeb! had this plaintive request, but sometimes you just need a bit of applause to get you through the day. Don't judge, just clap.

I Just Know I Wi design for happy

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

For those of us that run off spite to get things done some days. Design done by Stevie Varin for Between Two Peers.

Meh Good Enough Mediocrates

All my pants are sassy design for those who are always sassy and wear sassy pants.

“Seriously? Do l really need to be here? Am l really hearing this ...” This rooster is speaking instead of just rolling his eyes.

Go sports! Do the thing! Score the points!

Simple white letters on black background: "Wassup haters." Ehh, some people are always gonna hate. You can't change them, so you may as well greet them.

You Smell Like Drama And A Headache Please Get Away From Me crazy dog gift. Funny sarcasm design. Funny gag humor sassy sarcasm gift for men and women. Great gag gift idea.

What doesn't kill you disappoints me

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Funny design fitting for a person who loves sarcasm. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend.

Simple white letters on black background: "The illusion of my relevance is keeping me going." Well, my mother thinks I'm important. She came to my art show n'everything, I'm a special snowflake. Or just a cog in the machine like everyone else.

Sarcasm just one of the many services I offer

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Ever feel down on yourself and need a little pick-me-up? Try out this design to give you a little extra boost when you're feeling down.

Chimney Sweep Funny Problem Solving Distressed design for happy

funny tshirt

(n.) An optimist with real world experience.

Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

I'm not sure, but I think this is what a watermelon is...

Simple white letters on black background: "coulda woulda shoulda". Ehhhhh *shrug* maybe there are some things you coulda done differently, but no regrets, hey? Unless you decided not to get vaxxed. Regret that, and then rectify it while you can.

Sometimes 'seriously?' is all that needs to be said. Seriously.

News you probably shouldn't trust.

Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

For potty mouths, loud mouths and givers of sarcasm - The Slightly Unfiltered Tee is the perfect warning label for anyone who drops truth bombs

oh wow statement shirt in cursive font

She was simple like quantum physics

Simple white letters on black background: I was gunna. You could bring the flowers you forgot to send Barbara on Mother’s Day. Yeah, I was gunna.

Sarcastic Um Nope Joke Novelty Tshirt for Snarky Sassy Teens by Funny Sarcastic Ironic Witty Saying Tshirts

NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED