Sayings Magnets

Buy that dip you intrepid investors. Now is the time to continue plowing money into the market whether it's worth it or not. All the big boys say not to time the market and also to buy index funds. Some of us don't think that is the optimal strategy.

Be Best

Collect underpants. ???. Profit.

Show your support in spreading fact-based optimistic news that is making the future come sooner!

It's Fine I'm Fine Everything Is Fine

T-shirt design featuring a couch and a funny text saying THE COUCH IS CALLING - I MUST GO.

you must learn a new way to think before you can master a new way to be

Perfect for fans of The Good Place tv show. Holy mother forking shirt balls!

Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in bright pink and orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

So there we were at 2:30 in the morning; I was beginning to wish I had never come to cadet training school. To the south lay water -- there was no way we could cross that. To the east and west two armies squeezed us in a pincer. The only way was north; I had to go for it and pray the Gods were smiling on me. I picked up the dice and threw two sixes. Caldicott couldn't believe it. My go again; another two sixes!

Keep it Simple

Teeth tightly clenched with molars cracking. Wording: Grin and Bear It, Just Wear It.

2B or not 2B That is the question

Gift for boys and girls who love space exploration and Nasa missions; Great for science apparel for cool geeks who like to wear designs about mars rovers and NASA orbiters; Cool minimal schematic blueprint design of the perseverance Mars rover and the single word perseverance on top in a futuristic space font; Excellent birthday present for men and women who love space and science;

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military slang embrace the suck

Occam's Razor is a scientific principle that simply means that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected. This quote would be a nice scientist gift for their classroom or lab.

You deserve to heal

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Kenny Powers Blink if you want me slogan. Get wanted today!

There's so much to be thankful for, don't you think?! Why not remind yourself and others?

Grip it and rip it good

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Goals live on the other side of obstacles and challenges. Be relentless in pursuit of those goals, especially in the face of obstacles. Along the way, make no excuses and place no blame. What it comes down to is intense desire. To get this winning edge, you need to build an indomitable will. This means you must be relentless; you must never give up.

what screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it's supposed to be

"It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," whispered the heart.

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Some words of wisdom for ya!

Oh Yes...

Never forget 90s

Proudly wear the flagship design of Brave Dave, "BE BRAVE"! Available in tons of colors!

Stay Positive // Rainbow In Space Vintage Grunge-Style

A bit of good advice set in dynamic typography.

This funny science humerus bone design is great for kids and adults who love funny novelty pun gifts! This sarcastic or punny saying about the humerus bone is awesome! If you've got an archaeologist or a science major who loves funny scientific sayings, they'll fall in love with this funny humerus bone design as a gift!

- Not To Brag Or Anything But I Can Forget What I'm Doing While I'm Doing It Tee for the person with a bad memory in the family. Great gift idea! You have to love family with flaws and all - Not To Brag Or Anything But I Can Forget What I'm Doing While I'm Doing It Tee for Holidays and Special Occasions. We offer tee to buy for Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Mothers day, Fathers day, Thanksgiving, Birthday.

Do Something With Your Life That Will Make A Mediocre White Man Angry. Inspirational quote tee.