Scottish Slang Magnets

This bampotometer will register your own or someone else's bampot status. The Scots language has many wonderful insults, but the needle is definitely in the 'bampot' area...

Stand well back. Not in the mood for roasters today...

PURE DEAD BRILLIANT, a Scots language phrase, which means something or someone isn't just brilliant but 5* brilliant. Also available in black text.

In Scotland Ya beauty can have many different meanings depending on context but generally an exclaiming of excitement or happiness about someone or something.

Scottish slang version of of just do it

No fools allowed here - with this fun Scottish phrase.

Smilin like a bylt haddie is a Scottish phrase "smiling like a boiled haddock" - translating as full of joy.

Are you chuffed to bits about something? This one is for anyone who's extremely pleased about something.

GONNAE NO DAE THAT, a Scots language phrase, which basically means please don’t do that. Also available in black text.

KEEP THE HEID, a Scots language phrase which means stay calm. Also available in white text.

Hurkle Durkle Unisex T-Shirt. Scottish Slang for stay in bed instead of getting up. Be lazy. Have a lie in. Fun phrase for anyone you know who likes to ignore the alarm clock and stay in bed. Also great as a sleeping shirt. The lettering is a stacked, distressed, multi-colored vintage retro style; perfect for those laid-back mornings.

Know someone who's brusk or cranky? Are you crabby? This is the perfect creation then.

A fun design demonstrating the meaning of the Scottish slang word "Scunnered"

DINNA FASH a Scots language phrase, which means don’t worry. Also available in white text.

Hurkle Durkling My Superpower. Funny design with Scottish slang expression Hurkle Durkle or to laze around in bed long after it's time to get up. Sleepy lazy piggy

Are you feeling burned out? Dumfungled means totally and utterly spent or worn out.

Weedgie, from the Marty and Weedgie books - and Twitter - likes to rap in a broad Glaswegian accent. He thinks he's the Scottish 50 Cents, but I reckon he's more of a 2 bob bit...

Hurkle Durkling My Superpower. Funny design with Scottish slang expression Hurkle Durkle or to laze around in bed long after it's time to get up.

A wonderful Scottish exclamation about anything that's utterly awesome is the phrase - pure dead (or sometimes deid) brilliant. This is often meant to mean or describe some sort of this world goodness in Scotland.

In Scotland someone telling you to "dinnae fash yersel" - they are mostly urging you to stop worrying or getting yourself stressed about something.

When Scottish people say their heid is mince it means their brain is buzzy, overwhelmed or mixed up.

Glaikit is a great scottish word for people where the lights are on but there's nobody home.