We Fix Space Junk Magnets

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Take the risk! Follow your heart! (and your contractual obligations)* *Risk may result in injury or death. Contractual obligations must be carried out before heart may be followed. All funereal costs and contractual debts will be passed on to your registered next of kin. Automnicon. We Own You.

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Whatever you've done. Just keep up your payments.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! The Best Way to Survive is to follow our instructions exactly*. *Unauthorised survival will be penalised.

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Work For Us!

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You Are But A Small Cog In Our Machine

Automnicon. We Own You.

"Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Did you know that all of the individual elements in your body are worth approximately 150 credits? But to Automnicon, our workers are worth far more than that*. *As low-value assets carrying out high-value repairs."

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion line

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

A design from the AutomniFashion clothing line

A mildly threatening ad from Automnicon (from the podcast We Fix Space Junk)

The Fridge.

The Amelia Project - We Fix Space Junk Collaboration

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Automnicon's Workforce. Fueled by happy thoughts, debt and breakfast paste.

The Amelia Project - We fix Space Junk Collaboration

Celebrate the most festive time of year with this design from We Fix Space Junk!

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Celebrate Brucemas the legally sanctioned way with this official design from Automnicon

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

"Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Thousands of years ago, humans longed to go into space but few managed. With Automnicon, everyone can be an astronaut. This has been a sponsored message from Automnicon."

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Thousands of years ago, humans longed to go into space but few managed. With Automnicon, everyone can be an astronaut. This has been a sponsored message from Automnicon.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Believe in Yourself!* *Up to a point. Remember that your ultimate loyalty is to Automnicon."

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Celebrate the festive season with this design from We Fix Space Junk!

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Show your loyalty for your favourite Intergalactic HyperCorporation! Now UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.