Witty Quote Magnets

Funny I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed

Cool casual or party t-shirt, unique and original graphic design. Cute gift for everybody who love sarcasm or funny sayings lovers. Great idea for present t shirt for adults, strong women or men, perfect wife or husband, mother or father to be, best mom or dad, tired or desperate mommy or daddy. Trendy, awesome outfit for lazy sister or brother, anti-social daughter or son, best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, uncle, aunt, niece, nephew, cousin, grandma, grandpa. Adorable tee shirt ideal for or Mother's Day, Father's day, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, happy birthday or every day.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Never complain; never explain."

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment When Someone Reads Your T-Shirt

'You're Welcome' is traditionally a polite response when someone thanks you for something you may have done for them, be it holding a door open or handing you something out of reach. Of course, it can also be used to remind someone that they should have thanked you or at least acknowledged your effort. The latter usage is of course rather rude, but can also be used in jest when peppered with ample sarcasm and wit, so why not just put it out there in print so that you don't have to say anything at all?

A fun gift idea with witty and sarcastic quotes. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

If you enjoy deadpan jokes or just dry humor in general, this design of a towel may speak to you.

Inject a dose of wit and rebellion into your wardrobe with this cleverly designed quote. The phrase 'It's only illegal if you get caught' captures the audacious spirit of those who dare to challenge the status quo. Embrace the humor and defiance in this design, perfect for rule-breakers with a penchant for pushing boundaries. Let the world know that you live life on your own terms, unapologetically embracing the thrill of bending the rules. Get noticed, spark conversations, and showcase your fearless attitude with this bold and thought-provoking design

Famous quotation by British writer Oscar Wilde: You Can Never Be Overdressed or Overeducated

A funny design for you or your loved ones

Simple white letters on black background: "COFFEE". Some people love dogs. Others love flowers. And then there are those who say "Hello darkness, my old friend." COFFEE.

funny sarcastic shirt perfect for a gift for sarcastic lovers and anti-social. perfect for a birthday gift and any event.

Electrifying

Simple white letters on black background: "I want to be in the room where the snacks are." In these apocalypse times, we have modest ambitions. Forget where it happens; I want to be in the room where the snacks are. Click boom.

Sarcastic Hahaha No

[screams internally] - Funny design which introverts would be able to relate to

Simple white letters on black background: "Fetch WILL happen." Don't stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch WILL happen. Oh yes, it will.

A vintage ornament frame with the word NO inside

Simple white letters on black background: "Always punch up, never down." Bullies punch down and prey on those weaker than them. Want to make fun of someone? Take on someone with more power than you.

The most philosophical fish in the deep.

Add some fun to your sarcasm wardrobe with this "Doing Nothing Is Very Hard" design or give it as a perfect gift

Hang on. Let me overthink this - A perfect quote for introverts and overthinkers.

Simple white letters on black background: "Do not disturb." If only we could use those hotel door hangers throughout the day. Leave me alone.

A design for a sarcastic design.

How to fix someone: 1. You can't.

Brace yourself for an unfiltered dose of humor with this artwork. With no boundaries and a fearless approach, this design is perfect for those who appreciate raw and uncensored laughter. Get ready to embark on a wild ride of witty jokes and irreverent wit. Caution: Unfiltered Humor Ahead!

Mark Twain was famous not only for his books but also for his quick and razor-sharp wit. Here is his portrait with one of his funny conclusions!

Mark Twain was famous not only for his books but also for his quick and razor-sharp wit. Here is his portrait with one of his funny conclusions!

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This is a humorous quote for anyone who loves funny sayings, cats and their amusing personalities and has a unique sense of humor. Featuring a funny black cat knocking over a cup and quote, This Is My Cup Of Care, Oh Look Its Empty. Perfect for cat lovers, cat mom, cat dad and anyone who appreciates how cats feel about the world, and those who just dont care at all.

Funny humor for apparel and decor.

I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Funny sarcastic quote.

Fun way to brag about your social media influence.

Marvellous

"You're terrible Muriel" (colors + spots) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.