Michael Bay Merch

When you've had your fill of terrible Transformer and Ninja Turtle movies.

Design of a huge mushroom-shaped explosion. Anyone who knows Michael Bay or his movies will get this design instantly.

Directed by BOOM!

There is only one true goat

Mission Badge from the movie Armageddon

A NOFX logo parody. Cuz who likes more the FX than these guy?

It's a turtle bear!...if that's even a thing.

A massive meteor shower destroys the orbiting Space Shuttle Atlantis, before entering the atmosphere and bombarding New York City. NASA discovers that the meteors were pushed out of the asteroid belt by a rogue comet that jarred loose a Texas-sized asteroid that will impact Earth in 18 days, causing an extinction level event that will wipe out all life on the planet. NASA contacts Harry Stamper, considered the best deep sea oil driller in the world, for assistance. Harry departs for Houston with his daughter Grace, where they are told about the asteroid and agree to help.

It's a turtle bear!...If that's even a thing.

Show your dark passenger your love of "serials" with this MCH and "Dex" tribute shirt!

Bayformers Suck! Generation One For EVER!!

John Patrick Mason (from 1996 The Rock) hates Womack. So imagine his lack of surprise with that piece of s***.

FBI Director James Womack gets his flowers and his drawing from Michael Bay's THE ROCK.

It's a turtle bear!...if that's even a thing.

It's a turtle bear!...if that's even a thing.

Show your love for Michael Eyss

OptimusPrime meets Xmen Days of future past

This group of trees, struggling to survive on a small peninsula in Depoe Bay, Oregon, caught my eye through the misty fog on a chilly August morning.

Black and white illustration of Bumblebee inspired by his design from the movie Transformers: The Last Knight.

Time for a pizza run!

In a nautical universe, there is only Octopus Prime.

When living in the San Francisco bay area has become far too toxic.

Fan Art of Optimus Prime from The Last Knight Movie

Shot in Depoe Bay, OR, on August 21, 2017, this image was taken just as totality ended. This view is the effect seen as the Moon passes by the Sun during a total solar eclipse, and the rugged lunar limb topography allows beads of sunlight to shine through in some places, and not in others. It is known as Baily's Beads, or the Diamond Ring effect.

Glass Jar or a Plastic Bag: Tough Choice.