Moisture Merch

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Moisture Harvest Farming Beyond Imagination

Be prepared for the next harvest by keeping up with the latest trends and cutting-edge technology in moisture farming.

I did this design for a friend who was a Hyrdology major. He said it was a big hit with his colleagues, and I got orders from them them.

You'll have to pick up droids from the Jawas.

The Lars moisture farm, also known as the Lars homestead, was a moisture farm on Tatooine owned and operated by the Lars family. Shortly before the Clone Wars, Cliegg Lars lived on the property with his second wife, Shmi Skywalker Lars, and son Owen Lars. Shmi's son, Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, visited the farm and learned of his step-family before discovering that his mother had been captured and, ultimately, killed by Tusken Raiders. After Skywalker fell to the dark side of the Force and helped destroy the Jedi Order, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi took Anakin's son, Luke Skywalker, to the Lars homestead, where the boy was raised by Owen and his wife, Beru.

Enslaved Moisture, also known as Ah Yes, Enslaved, refers to a surreal meme slang term for bottled water. It is used in an image macro featuring Meme Man looking at a water bottle and has been used as a reaction image and exploitable.

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The finest moisture vaporators this side of the Outer Rim.

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Tatooine was a sparsely inhabited circumbinary desert planet located in the galaxy's Outer Rim Territories. It was the homeworld of Anakin and Luke Skywalker, who would go on to shape galactic history. Part of a binary star system, the planet was oppressed by scorching suns, resulting in the world lacking the necessary surface water to sustain large populations. As a result, many residents of the planet instead drew water from the atmosphere via moisture farms. The planet also had no natural surface vegetation.

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Pastel on Canson Mi-Teinte 'Tex' paper (burgundy) - 75cm x 55cm approx.

Don't kid yourself. If it got the chance, water would drink you and everyone you love.

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The Mos Eisley Womp Rats were a professional baseball team that was headquartered in Mos Eisley on Tatooine. The team gets its name from the proliferation of rodents that run wild around spaceports and moisture farms throughout the planet. They played their games at Jawa Field. In their inaugural season, the Womp Rats posted a 62–89 record (.411) and finished in last place, 25 games behind the league champion Mos Pelgro Sarlaccs. The team improved significantly the next year as they were pennant contenders until the last game of the season.

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Ever wanted to tour the far reaches of the Tatooine desert? Now's your chance to study the behavior of the savage Tusken Raiders. Watch wild banthas roam the hot sands of this desolate world while basking in the warm suns of Tatooine. Your seven day adventure begins with a cocktail at Mos Eisley Cantina and departs that evening for a beautiful view of Tatooine's famous dual set sets. We'll visit the Dune Sea and peer into the Great Pit of Carkoon, home of the all-powerful Sarlacc. We'll visit the infamous palace of famous space gangster, Jabba the Hutt. We'll stop at the Lars homestead where the guardians of Luke Skywalker were brutally murdered. We'll encounter krayt dragons and tour jawa junk bazaars and end with an exciting Podrace!

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Do you know what your rights are after Tusken attacks, sandstorms and Jawa scams? Join the union today for better insurance tomorrow! A silly design inspired by the wonderful world of Star Wars

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I Killed Luke's Aunt & Uncle

Like a good neighbor, Beru is there.

Let people know you're wet.

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Mos Eisley was a spaceport on the desert planet of Tatooine. It was located on the Great Mesra Plateau, north of Anchorhead, and southeast of the Jundland Wastes. The spaceport, while lacking a primary landing facility, contained 362 hangars in which arrivals could berth. The city had wide, sandy streets and many buildings of various sizes. Paradise Road, Straight Street, Kerner Plaza Outer Curved Street, Inner Curved Street, Corporations Road, Dune Street, and the Spacers Row were streets that passed through parts of the town. The crashed Dowager Queen colony ship was a landmark. Mos Eisley was home to various species of aliens from throughout the galaxy. One part of the city was known as the Old Quarter.