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END BALDNESS FOREVER Mug

Bald Guillotine Mug

designed and sold by  PETER J. KETCHUM ART SHOP

Hey, heads up. Here are some perfect gifts for Bald Guys. Buy a gift and pass this spurious info on to them. Quacks think balding can be slowed down with tonics, laser caps, and homemade remedies. Egyptians rubbed into their scalps a goopy mix of opium, horseradish, pigeon droppings, and hippopotamus fat. Julius Caesar covered his baldness with a laurel wreath. King Louis wore very tall scented wigs. The Greeks thought castration helped cure it. Yikes! Don’t try. Maybe use the royal executioner of France's method. He ended Marie Antoinette’s hair troubles forever with Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin’s nifty invention. Chop. Thud. Find the amusing design on a variety of stuff here in my KetchumArt Store. Thanks.

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Premium ceramic. 11oz capacity. Microwave and top-shelf dishwasher safe. Embedded image. Vacuum-form printed in U.S.A. Learn More

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