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Simple white letters on black background: "GOOD ART FRIEND". Because the existence of a bad art friend implies the existence of at least one good art friend and kidney aside, could any of this be more ridiculous? Be good.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just had boba or am on my way to get boba." Whether you add crystal pearls or black tapioca or pudding or matcha or fruit or whatever, boba is simply the best. Bubble tea for all!

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The sensational Spanish surrealist...

Simple white letters on black background: "anarchist librarian". You might have the specs and the hair in a bun and the shushing finger but your superhero identity is anarchist librarian. And frankly, we need more of you.

at the end of every beer bottle....

At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

This is a digital illustration of Sisyphus moving the boulder over the hill with a car.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just had coffee or am on my way to get coffee." Add milk or keep it black; drink it sweet or bitter; you're always between coffees. Caffeine runs in your veins and oozes out your pores.

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function" - Garrison Keillor

Simple white letters on black background: "BAD ART FRIEND". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten bacon or am on my way to get bacon." Life is a never-ending parade of bacon and some of us like it like that. Tasty salted pig parts; nom nom.

Albert Camus? Ja Bitte!

Simple white letters on black background: "Donuts are my favorite circles." I mean, there's not even really any competition. Maybe LPs. Or in very specific circumstances - a life ring. But otherwise - sweet snacks all day, baby!

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just had tea or am on my way to get tea." Maybe you're British; maybe you're an Aussie grandpa about to put the kettle on and get out the biscuit tin. But it's time for a cuppa tea.

Simple white letters on black background: "I listen to bands that don't even exist yet". When you're effortlessly cool and maybe just a bit deadpan and snarky about edgelords.

Simple white letters on black background: "I would have replied but I didn't want to." Yeah. Sometimes you just gotta leave people on read. Because replying is just too much effort.

Simple white letters on black background: "Donuts are my favorite circles." I mean, there's not even really any competition. Maybe LPs. Or in very specific circumstances - a life ring. But otherwise - sweet snacks all day, baby!

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no small talk. And no big talk either." Some of us can talk earnestly about dogs or waffles or battleships for hours, but not about the weather. And that's OK.

Philosopher Portrait.

Simple white letters on black background: "What doesn't kill you still tried to kill you." Forget making you stronger. We don't need bootstraps or tough love. Give yourself some credit and if you're surviving, you're doing great.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten tacos or am on my way to get tacos." Are they hipster or are they simply classic? Doesn't matter; tacos are just the best. Well, all Tex Mex is pretty aces; that's just facts.

Simple white letters on black background: "I CHOOSE CHAOS". Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

Ruby Hope

Simple white letters on black background: "FOFOMO: Fear of fear of missing out." You don't want to miss out. But you don't want to get too anxious about it either. FOFOMO is for the birds.

Medusa

Gasp! Who killed Camus - Was it smoking? Or was it a boulder?

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go

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