Black Knight Monty Python Mugs

Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You cowardly offensive man! Come back here and take what you deserve to get. I'll bite your legs off!

Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

Coconuts Migrate

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For all Monty Python fans! Hope you like it :)

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Tis but a scratch

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

TIS BUT A SCRATCH !

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

African Swallow? European Swallow? Laden? Unladen? At King Arthur's Coconut Delivery Service we do it all.

Great for anyone that loves the Holy Grail movie!

Guardians Cross

I've had worst!

Tis But a Scratch

I hope you like it!!!

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run away holy grail

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

King Arthur Hip Hop

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (incredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Classic. Vintage design.

When a powerful evil being owns it all. This makes him unstoppable

black knight

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

Lobbest thou thine holy hand grenade

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

Design inspired in Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie as a tarot card.