Dork Mugs

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Kelly from the Real Housewives of Orange County.

The Text Adventure Begins

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How to tell if you are a nerd

Welcome to the dork side, we have many, many books.

Omega-Mu is a sorority at Adam's College. The Omega-Mu's have a reputation around the campus as being pigs, which Booger belives but has a complete turn around once he meets them. This is also the motivation for the Alpha-Beta's and Pi Delta Pi's prank during the Tri-Lamb's party. The Omega-Mu's team up with the Lambda Lambda Lambda's for the homecoming carnival. A new generation of M's appear in the third movie, which Booger uses to show the new Tri-Lamb's how to have a good party.

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Come To The Dork Side We Have Pie

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Nerd face emoji - clever emoticon with glasses on yellow background - often used to express or demonstrate someone is being nerdy, or exceptionally technical, or simply someone wearing eyeglasses

NERRRRRDS!

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This started with the word dork, then I escalated it to super dork. Then I wondered what's even dorkier than having something that says super dork, and I landed on the anagram. I've outdorked myself with this one, and I love it.

Dork Shelf's official mascot Moby Dork

Self dork. A black triangle contains wording "self dork".

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Floppy" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our "I'm Not

Let your dungeon master know who you really are... just a murder hobo.

The perfect gift for the goofball you married.

I'm not for everyone. Or maybe I'm an acquired taste. Okay, I kind of grow on you. Like a fungus. Sort of.

The perfect gift for the goofball you married.

For all my fellow geeks, nerds, and weirdos. Prince of Dorkness is inspired by the "Prince of Darkness" phrase celebrated by Ozzy Ousbourne and The Electric Hellfire Club. It also fulfills my female fan-base's request that I draw a male demon (sorry, ladies). Check out my latest designs at https://artmonsteratx.com.

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our "I'm Not

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - WASD" T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in time with our "I

Taken from a promo card for the Korean release of the Jademan STreet Fighter 2 comic.

The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Even doctors and nurses need to relax! Forget about the pin in your split shoulder and worry about the 7-10 split on the lane!

The Damsels of Dorkington's main goal is to spread Dork Pride across the world. And now you can represent it, too!

Introducing our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic - Handheld Console " T-shirt, a timeless tribute to vintage hardware and the nostalgia of the 80s and 90s. This retro-inspired design is a nod to the geek, dork, and hipster culture, celebrating all things old school and cool. Christmas: Surprise your gamer loved ones with a touch of retro gaming charm under the Christmas tree. Birthday: Gift it to gaming enthusiasts on their special day for a dose of gaming nostalgia. Gamer Dads, Uncles, Moms, Aunts, Grandpas, and Grandmas: Celebrate the gaming legacy of your family members with a unique and thoughtful present. Gamers: Whether it's for friends, siblings, or yourself, this T-shirt adds a cool, vintage flair to any gaming collection. Step back in tim

Celebrate Dork Tales Expo 22 with a logo designed for dark colored clothing and merchandise!

Whether you are a dork, a nerd, or a geek, Be yourself and don't worry about what others think. You are you and that's what's awesome!