Goth Humour Mugs

Looking after yourself is metal. Eat your vegetables, black metal knight. Bathe in the raw power of nature's vitamins.

Sometimes a smile looks a lot like a silent scream.

The Gothlings is a cartoon by Xtophers Comics

yes I am

She she has, and causes, a lot of bones!

Stitches Smiley (aka Owie) says "I'm okay." This is my little emoji. I see you, and you matter, and it's okay to open up to someone you trust about how you're *really* doing 🥹💚

This Nemons Take a Trip vintage distressed mushroom design is the perfect goth gift for any emo retro cartoon fans with a unique dark sense of humor and style! Featuring a funny hand drawn vintage cartoon toking acid mushroom and a funny sarcastic 70's style slogan it's sure to raise a smile. This cartoon fungi design is perfect to wear when you want to shock your parents, teachers, friends or anybody and everybody else!

Emotional introvert antisocial message as worn by Michael Stipe

Being My Friend Should Come With a Warning Label. I am after all a bad influence. Blue eye version, as, this is me. I happen to look like Wednesday, but feel more like a Monday.

Shout out to our alien overlords that you're ready to get the f*ck outta here!!!

We all touch it in the end.

The antidote to that insipid live, laugh, love crap. A more truthful appraisal.

Goth sentence n°2