Kidnap Mugs

I don't make the rules.

Funny design for big people. Awesome gift

Quirky UFO illustration with a humorous "I want to Leave" message for wanderlust souls.

Designed with a ransom letter in mind...

Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap. Fewer than 150 people fat people have been abducted in the United States between 2010–2018. And the federal government estimated of those 50 people, 25 were moderately chubby. Therefore only about 25 of the cases can really be classified as fat person abductions.

Who you callin' fat?

Separating migrant children at the border from their parents is kidnapping. Tell the world what you think.

Separating migrant children at the border from their parents is kidnapping. Tell the world what you think.

STAY SAFE, EAT CAKE

Spin it. Spin it good.

A sloth who looks like a robber going to do a bank murder.

Playful UFO design with the phrase "Get in Loser" for cosmic enthusiasts seeking a whimsical touch.

Go get the sleep you deserve and if someone ask's you were Kid-Napped...

People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

Surreal and mysterious scene with a person kidnapped by the moon. Alien abduction with human levitating in the light of the crescent

People reporting what they believe to be the real experience of being kidnapped by extraterrestrial.

Warning Street Sign About Alien Abduction

There is a lot to consider if someone is planning your kidnapping but with this "I Am Hard To Kidnap" T-Shirt you're set to give a forewarning to your potential kidnapper or abductor. Whether you are heavy, bulky, or tall, slip on this tee to let people know that they better not waste their time trying to get you!

Duo of criminals.

People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

You dirty bird.

Cool shirt for your loving dad/mother/grandad/grandmother! :) Awesome and perfect gift for dads. This can be one of the greatest gifts from son to his beloved parents. Gift for husbands for a motivation! To buy one of the coolest Dad shirts you just click add to cart and than complete the checkout. Very simple. Your dad will wear this shirt proudly making you even prouder. This is a perfect family shirt matching or family shirt set for the whole family.

Let Off some steam Bennett .is such an iconic quote from a 1985 movie, It just has to be on a T-shirt

I'll get in your van if you show me the candy first.

A funny design, let everyone know you kidnapped a tee.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform to You?” design on apparel and gifts.