Leg Lamp Mugs

don't shoot your eye out

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Be A Good Boy.

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

show mommy her little piggie

Home of the chinese turkey

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

He won it. Mind power.

You'll shoot your eye out while rockin' around the leg lamp, ya filthy animals!

A Christmas Story Tribute

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

Poor Ralphie, that rotten elf freaked him out!

The iconic "Fragile" line from A Christmas Story. It must be Italian!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Now you can wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Fragile

It's a major award!!!

Ralphie's greatest Christmas gift ever! An Official Red Ryder 200 Shot Carbine Action Range Model Air Rifle. You won't shoot your eye out with this one!

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

Give this to your loved one, and tell them it's a Major Award! You might be thinking, "Shucks, I wouldn't have known that... it looks like an ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt." To which I respond, "It IS an ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt, you nincompoop, but it's a Major Award!"

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

The Lone Rangers' nephew horse? could be worth fifty thousand bucks!

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9:00, he can kiss my foot!

A Christmas Story Tribute

breach of etiquette

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Celebrate one of the greatest Christmas movies ever, A Christmas Story. When the Old Man finally gets his Major Award, he reads the box, "Fragile. It must be Italian." Show your appreciation for the movie with this Christmas sweater inspired design.

Won it with brain powers!

The infamous Christmas gift

Scut Farkus : What, you're gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby! Cry for me, come on! CRY!