Satanic Panic Mugs

The Weird World of Cult Horror

Summon yours today through the power of the occult

A pixel homage to the ridiculous and over-blown reaction to RPGs in the 1980's, known as the "Satanic Panic".

Let's all conjure Satan!

Satan Loves Me! Awesome gift for your metalhead, goth, tattoo artist or straight up demonic family member or friend. Hail Satan!

"It Happens Before Your Horrified Eyes..." - Vintage Cult Horror Movie

Demonstrate your allegiance to your Lord Carl Sagan and identify yourself as one of his billions and billions of loyal followers with this design!

Awesome gift for your metalhead, goth, tattoo artist or straight up demonic family member or friend. Hail Satan!

Old school dark fantasy and heavy metal were forged together in the fires of the satanic panic. Continue the storied legacy with this epic rpg design.

Awesome gift for your metalhead, goth, tattoo artist or straight up demonic family member or friend. Hail Satan!

No longer just a tool for looting dungeons and slaying dragons, the d20 represents so much more than just dice and chance. It's grown to symbolize all role playing and tabletop games. This nerdy icon has permeated geek culture. through dnd, pathfinder and beyond. It's the mark of the nerd.

Michael Alfred Warnke is an American Christian evangelist and comedian who was exposed in 1992 for inventing stories of his past as a Satanist. Before being debunked by the Christian magazine Cornerstone, he was viewed as an "expert" on Satanism in the 1980s.

Terrify suburban moms of the 1980's with a shirt that loudly declares "I like ONE SHOT, skulls, and geometry!" Design by Jordan Shiveley

Sarah skates a pentagram. Because of capitalism.

A skull drawing I did

It's your fault the Satanic Panic happened. You shouldn't have been rolling dice and pretending to be wizards in your parents' basement, eating pizza and drinking soda, yelling about fireballs. Dungeons and Dragons is a gateway to a life of wickedness and eternal damnation, and it's all your fault. Now you can be proud of it!

Eerie, Indiana - Vintage 90s Cult Horror Show

"The Terrifying She Monster..." - Vintage Cult Horror Movie

Awesome gift for your metalhead, goth, tattoo artist or straight up demonic family member or friend. Hail Satan!

Today or not today Satan

Not content to be left out, the devil displays his power through ordinary breakfast foods. Just terrible. Supposedly he sounds like Eli Wallach, but I’ve only heard that information secondhand.

Our witch-iest goth souls dug deep to create this fun retro nod to conservative 80's "Satanic Panic". Did your religious parents and community members accuse you of Devil worship? Yeah... ours too. LOL

Michael Alfred Warnke is an American Christian evangelist and comedian who was exposed in 1992 for inventing stories of his past as a Satanist. Before being debunked by the Christian magazine Cornerstone, he was viewed as an "expert" on Satanism in the 1980s.

Satan Loves Me! Awesome gift for your metalhead, goth, tattoo artist or straight up demonic family member or friend. Hail Satan!

THE END - Retro Horror Movie End Credits

Sam, from the raddest movie ever, Satanic Panic!

satanic panic

Awesome gift for your metalhead, goth, tattoo artist or straight up demonic family member or friend. Hail Satan!

For when you want to be cute and still make your family uncomfortable at the dinner table

Awesome gift for your metalhead, goth, tattoo artist or straight up demonic family member or friend. Hail Satan!

Cult + Time = Religion. That's just good math. Plus, it's got a mystical snake on it!

Play it backward design

Back in the 80's...

What? I was busy listening to Slayer. You wanna fight about it?