Tongue Mugs

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Simple white letters on black background: "flargen blargen". When there are no words left and you just can't even. Moan, groan, flargen blargen, whatever, leave me alone. For pandemic and other apocalypse times.

we are not friends

Simple white letters on black background: "Don't @ me." I'm just sayin' - . Don't @ me on the Twitters.

Simple white letters on black background: "#itsanoctothorpedammit". See, it's funny because it relies on niche knowledge of obscure punctuation. OK, maybe that's in the eye of the beholder.

Beware of the obscure power of the Psycho Kitties! Everyone of them has a super hidden power 😈

Simple white letters on black background: "dead posh". When you lift your little finger while drinking tea, and sometimes don't even buy the no-name brands. You're so fancy; you're dead posh. Oo-er, missus.

Made this for a local trivia team for their logo. I take requests if you want or need something similar.

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Weird is my native language! Be a Weirdo. It's weird, I'm weird, everything is weird. In a world where you can be anything, be weird, be crazy, be different, be real, be you!

A Spider monster from my comic Vespiary.

Big personalities need to make big statements. I am charming.

Okapi - Male

MYCOLOGIST: That means I'm a fun guy. Fungi. Geddit? Well, someone will - maybe a scientist, biologist, mushroom or toadstool collector, or just a fan of bad wordplay and dad jokes. Also available in white.

This cute Newfoundland was based on a photo of a dog named Charlie ?

Enjoy Summer Shirts and Gifts

Death and life are in the power of the tongue, And those who love it will eat its fruit. Proverbs 18:21

This springer spaniel is ready for its Michigan post to arrive.

White college sport jersey lettering with black outline: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

Halloween is goyish Purim. You know it, I know it. Happy goyish Purim to all who celebrate it!

enjoy your tea :) with or without hands

Original illustration inspired by vampires.

My imaginary faces! :p

Portrait of an emotional man. Father of smiling boy.

who's a squishy glowy happy monster baby?? YOU ARE! Originally designed as just a mouth for a mask, I couldn't help but keep working on him till he could stand on his own as a finished design. Want this guy with a white background instead? He's in my store too!

Tattoo design, available for tattooing. Contact me.

Arkansas Happy Face with tongue sticking out.- new smiling face design by pelagioAM

Send a Filipino wink with the tongue out to everyone with this emoji in the Sun of the Philippines flag. Show Pinoy pride with a smiley face emoticon.

Snowman Face - Big Smiley Face - Funny Gift with Smile

Simple white letters on black background: "cultural philistine". We don't all love plays and cafes. Ain't nothing wrong with being a cultural philistine. Grunt.

If you've ever wondered why humans don't have a specific noise that means there are bees here, let's leave immediately, and if you've wondered why elephants are more advanced than us, this is for you. Also available in white text.

Retro Vintage Lips Sticking Out Tongue Print.

Creep it real crazy halloween clown

Just out of quarantine design with crazy looking zany face emoji

This Lick First, Ask Questions Later t-shirt features a cute and spunky Yorkshire Terrier with its tongue out and a lively expression. The design captures the Yorkshire Terrier's confident and curious nature, reminding us to approach life with a sense of adventure and confidence.

Simple white letters on black background: "got the morbs". Are you a Victorian drama queen or just got your eyes open to the dark and depressing state of the world? Ugh, it's all too much.