Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Merch

Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode 422 includes the 1959 Finnish film The Day The Earth Froze, wherein Louhi the witch spends most of the film trying to make a Sampo and the MST characters spend the time wondering what one is. (Wikipedia)

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Earth vs The Spider

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Manos The Hands of Fate

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Bad movie

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

The amazing story of Santa in big trouble...and his exciting rescue by the daring Ice Cream Bunny...it's breath-taking, fun for all!

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

This shirt, hand-signed by Jonah, Kinga, and Max, certifies officially that you managed successfully the horrible task of binge-watching the binge-made Mystery Science Theater Season 12. Congratulations!

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Tween Wolf design

Damn, dirty apes.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

polish movie poster

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Great MST3K science fiction movies

Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

The logo for the upcoming 12-episode limited radio adventure serial podcast from Gemini CollisionWorks! Follow 1930s dame reporter Chickie West as she travels through an abstract, metaphysical landscape where tough talk and a nose for news means very little indeed in solving the Great Mysteries facing her!

The Crawling Eye Movie Poster

I L♡VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

"Building Code Under Fire," often accompanied by "New Petitions Against Tax" are common subheadlines in old films. This is an exaggeration of that trope.

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