Scots T-Shirts

Scots Pine in fog

Perfect for Scots Guards veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Scots Guards gift at Christmas and birthdays.

A Lone Scots Pine Tree in the Chilterns AONB, Buckinghamshire, UK

Scots Pine in fog

Show your school spirit in simple and retro style with this heart-shaped graphic.

Mary Queen of Scots

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in white text.

GLAIKIT, a Scots language word which basically means stupid or a bit simple. Also available in white text.

Perfect for fans of Scottish history, visitors to Scotland and anybody with a proud Scottish ancestry.

GIE IT LALDY, a Scots language phrase, which means to gie it (give it) your all, to do something enthusiastically or with great gusto. Often shouted as words of encouragement to others. Also available in black text.

Distressed Scottish Saltire St Andrews Flag, an original design made by MacPean. A perfect addition to your wardrobe, accessories, home decor or wall art to show your love of Scotland.

HAUD YER WHEESHT, a Scots language phrase, which means hold your tongue or be quiet. Also available in white text.

Perfect for Scots Guards veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Scots Guards gift at Christmas and birthdays.

To describe someone as gallus means you consider them to be daring, bold, over confident or a wee bit cheeky. Also available in white text.

Scotland is a country that covers the northern third of the island of Great Britain and includes more than 790 smaller islands. It shares a border with England to the southeast as well as a maritime border with Eire. I painted this map shortly before the independence referendum of 2014 and included it in a piece I wrote on my website: https://ericbrightwell.com/2014/09/17/the-50-best-scottish-bands-of-all-time/

DINNA FASH a Scots language phrase, which means don’t worry. Also available in black text.

DINNA FASH LASS a Scots language phrase, which means don’t worry lass. Also available in black text.

BOLT YA ROCKET, a humorous Scots language phrase which basically means go away you annoying crazy person. Also available in white text.

Ideal for Scots Guards veterans, military model kit builders, ex-Scots Guards and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Scots Guards gift at Christmas and birthdays.

MADE IN GLESGA (made in Glasgow). Also available in black text.

Perfect for Scots Guards veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Scots Guards gift at Christmas and birthdays.

GONNAE NO DAE THAT, a Scots language phrase, which basically means please don’t do that. Also available in white text.

YOUR TEA’S OOT, a Scots language phrase, is basically a humorous threat which means you’re going to get battered or you’ve had it now. Also available in black text.

THE SUN'S NO OOT TAPS OAN!, a play on the Scots language phrase 'taps aff' (meaning tops off), so if the sun's no oot the taps oan. Also available in white text.

PURE DEAD BRILLIANT, a Scots language phrase, which means something or someone isn't just brilliant but 5* brilliant. Also available in white text.

Perfect for veterans, tank simulator game fans, tank enthusiasts, Challenger 2 model kit builders and armoured warfare enthusiasts. Also make a cool Challenger II gift at Christmas and birthdays.

I wonder what the king is wishing tonight. He's wishing he were in Scotland fishing tonight! ~I Wonder What the King is Doing Tonight/Camelot

Perfect for veterans, tank simulator game fans, tank enthusiasts, Challenger 2 model kit builders and armoured warfare enthusiasts. Also make a cool Challenger II gift at Christmas and birthdays.

The Return of Mary Queen of Scots to Edinburgh by James Drummond, 1870. Oil on canvas.

THE SUN'S NO OOT TAPS OAN!, a play on the Scots language phrase 'taps aff' (meaning tops off), so if the sun's no oot the taps oan. Also available in black text.

If described as peely wally, it means look pale and sickly in appearance. Also available in black text.

To describe someone as gallus means you consider them to be daring, bold, over confident or a wee bit cheeky. Also available in black text.

DINNA FASH YERSEL a Scots language phrase, which means don’t worry yourself. Also available in white text.

RSDG. Perfect for soldiers, veterans, military history enthusiasts and gamers. Also makes a cool RSDG gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army, cavalry trooper, British soldier or regimental tees, shirts and hoodies? We got you.

Is something lovely or beautiful - the words cho àlainn work for people, places, and even the weather. A wonderful choice for Gaelic learners or speakers.

YER JAIKET’S OAN A SHOOGLY PEG (your jacket is on a wobbly peg) a Scots language phrase, which means watch your step, your pushing your luck! Also available in white text.