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A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.

Alternate movie poster design for the cult film Manos: The Hands of Fate.

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The iconic "worst movie ever"

TORGO!!!!!

A newspaper ad for Manos the Hands of Fate

Manos The Hands of Fate

The Master and Torgo stare at you

Only a patient man can face his own fate created by me a ukiyoe style of phantom menace.

Logo artwork for Harold P. Warren's 1966 horror cult classic.

Torgo is the strange caretaker in the horrible horror movie, Manos The Hands of Fate. He carries a staff that has a sculpted, metal hand attached to it. One of his popular lines is, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."

Manos the Hands of Fate on VHS.

The Norns, Norse Goddess who weave the tapestries of men and gods.

A cartoon version of "The Master" from Cult Movie Classic, Manos the Hands of Fate. The Master would approve!

Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

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The Master from the cult film Manos The Hands of Fate, does not approve of many things. His red hands would probably give you thumbs down in disaproval.

Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

As one of the lesser-known Viking symbols, the Web of Wyrd is a symbol in Norse mythology that represents the interconnectedness of past, present and future. According to the myth, the Web of Wyrd was woven by the Norns/Nornir, the Shapers of Destiny in Norse mythology. The symbol comprised of nine staves contains all the runes thus symbolizing all ‘the possibilities’ the past, present and future brought and might bring. It is also called ‘Skuld’s net’ as Skuld was believed to be one of the Norns that wove the web.

Somebody on twitter asked for a shirt of one of my letterboxd reviews. I'm not above this.

Goof Intentions created by me a ukiyoe style of The Clone wars.

Web of Wyrd -The Matrix of Fate

Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

Show your love for one of the worst movies ever made with this unique design!

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As one of the lesser-known Viking symbols, the Web of Wyrd is a symbol in Norse mythology that represents the interconnectedness of past, present and future. According to the myth, the Web of Wyrd was woven by the Norns/Nornir, the Shapers of Destiny in Norse mythology. The symbol comprised of nine staves contains all the runes thus symbolizing all ‘the possibilities’ the past, present and future brought and might bring. It is also called ‘Skuld’s net’ as Skuld was believed to be one of the Norns that wove the web.

Ariell Daren the Benevolent sought shelter in the light of Pelor after his goddess abandoned him. Now he travels, bound together with the Elysian Vagabonds of the Sacred World. Watch Ariell's adventures on the Divine and Conquer twitch channel friday nights at 8:30 ct!

As one of the lesser-known Viking symbols, the Web of Wyrd is a symbol in Norse mythology that represents the interconnectedness of past, present and future. According to the myth, the Web of Wyrd was woven by the Norns/Nornir, the Shapers of Destiny in Norse mythology. The symbol comprised of nine staves contains all the runes thus symbolizing all ‘the possibilities’ the past, present and future brought and might bring. It is also called ‘Skuld’s net’ as Skuld was believed to be one of the Norns that wove the web.

Web of Wyrd -The Matrix of Fate

What's a satyr caretaker to do when he's at the crossroads of his career? Go into business for himself! Don't know if the Master would approve, though.

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.

There is nothing to fear, madam. The Master likes you. Nothing will happen to you. He likes you.

As one of the lesser-known Viking symbols, the Web of Wyrd is a symbol in Norse mythology that represents the interconnectedness of past, present and future. According to the myth, the Web of Wyrd was woven by the Norns/Nornir, the Shapers of Destiny in Norse mythology. The symbol comprised of nine staves contains all the runes thus symbolizing all ‘the possibilities’ the past, present and future brought and might bring. It is also called ‘Skuld’s net’ as Skuld was believed to be one of the Norns that wove the web.

Web of Wyrd -The Matrix of Fate