Pageant Merch

Pageant is a pointer dog who loves to point at rabbits.

Inspired by the Electrical Water Pageant at Disney World.

Inspired by the Electrical Water Pageant at Disney World.

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Miss Unicornverse

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Perfect gift for proud pageant mom, mama, mommy or mother !

Perfect gift for proud pageant mom, mama, mommy or mother !

Inspired by the Electrical Water Pageant at Disney World.

Am I fabulous enough?

Bring out your inner beauty with this Beauty Pageant Teddy Bear!

Miss TP

Celebrate America on the waters of the Seven Seas Lagoon and Bay Lake. Inspired by the Electrical Water Pageant.

A pretty young girl doesn't seemed to happy to be in The Pageant

After being mistaken for prostitutes Blanche and Dorothy must listen to Rose's story about how she wanted to be Butter Queen. The year she entered butter was spelled R-O-S-E! She didn't even fall for the trick margarine question!

Sponsored by Sarah Rose Cosmetics and inspired by Drop Dead Gorgeous

Support Crowned and Dangerous with this great apparel.

With one week to go before the pageant, you were shopping online, clicking your way over to TeePublic, and buying cute tees in bulk on about 400 calories. You were ready!

Hey Pageant Pals!

What more do you need in this world?

Didn't win the crown? Well, at least you were first runner-up?? That's something right?

Drop Dead Gorgeous movie - Kirstie Alley

Miss Understanding (Beauty Pageant)

You don't get cute, you get DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! And let me guess, your talent is cheerleading? God you look a lot like Amy Adams! Anyway, good luck with the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant! I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead with your new duds (and exploding swan).

Beauty is terror. Whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it.

When Dorothy entered the Little Miss Brooklyn contest (in which she practiced that trombone for weeks) she did so bad her own mother - who was a judge - didn't even vote for her.

1999 Mount Rose American Teen Princess

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It’s Steve Harvey!

Pageant Queens, Black History Month Design

Inspired by the Electrical Water Pageant at Disney World.

The Miss teenage hairspray spectacular brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray

Fully restored vintage travel poster from Antwerp, Belgium. Please note that our posters are high quality reproductions based on professional, very high resolution scans of the originals. Our manual retouching process does not involve the use of filters that remove any original details or texture that you will see in the original prints. All details remain intact. Colors corrected. Imperfections removed.

The perfect date! This design is inspired by the iconic scene from Miss Congeniality.

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