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Disaster Area are a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones and are generally regarded as not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but also as being the loudest noise of any kind at all. Disaster Area are fronted by Hotblack Desiato. Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

Dent, Arthur Philip Dent?

The latest edit to the guide regarding Earth

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

the drink of choice for those hitch-hiking around the galaxy

Got your towel?

The Lager known around the universe as the main cause for all of the wars started by Dolphins. Now you can have the official logo of Dulcet Lager on all the clothes you plan on wearing while getting Belgium'd! Dulcet Lager originated in S4E11 of the Hitchhikers & Appetizers improvised podcast set in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe. http://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

Eroticon VI is the sixth planet in the Eroticon system and is home to the famous triple breasted Eccentrica Gallumbits. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body, Ford Prefect disagrees, he thinks probably five.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without an order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. If you want to get a lift from a Vogon, forget it. They are vile and ill tempered. If you want to get a drink from a Vogon, stick your finger down his throat. If you want to annoy a vogon, feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.” - DOUGLAS ADAMS

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

‘I’d far rather be happy than right any day” - Arthur Dent

Happy, Hoopy Fathers Day. A fantastic gift for all nerdy dads and galactic hitchhikers. Print is intentionally distressed for a vintage look. Hand drawn as always.

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)

I’m sure you feel the same way about Thursdays as Arthur Dent – This Must Be Thursday, I can never get the hang of Thursdays. If you’re a fan of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy you’ll know. Oh and I threw in a token towel.

For all the telephone sanitisers in the house! From the Hitchhikers Wiki: “The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge.”

Anything Wrong Today

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. "I'll take mine to go."

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. You may wish to gargle this drink.

Hitchhiking 102 is probably that you should start panicking, tbf.

A Malformed Public Duty Gland

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

The best mantra for hitching across the galaxy. I divided the book into nine sections to make the word cloud for each letter.

venn diagram life, the universe everything, inspired by the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, by the inimitable douglas adams

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again…’ Hand painted fan art

A luxury towel with the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything embroidered along with the cover phrase of the Guide.

Megadodo Publications, of Ursa Minor Beta, publishers of that wholly remarkable book The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. Don't Panic!

The logo for the Best Drink in Existence, invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself! Lovingly hand-made vector graphic, based on the design from the 1981 BBC TV series

Where God’s final message to his creation is written in thirty foot high letters.

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language, as said in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

“Share and Enjoy” is of course the slogan of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division and was displayed in three mile high illuminated letters near the SCCCD which now covers the major land mass of three medium sized planets. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected it collapsed and dropped nearly half its length. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “go stick your head in a pig” and are no longer illuminated except at times of special celebration.

Large friendly red letters reminding you DON'T PANIC! Just try to keep calm and carry on.